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steveo

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  1. Pubs are for geezers and violence, slatterns and dope deals, fags, nags and Tottenham. This is 1991 isn't it? Dr. Who
  2. Peckham Rye is magic for mushrooms at this time of year. Coincidentally, it's where William Blake saw a tree full of angels
  3. steveo

    Crap Dilemma

    Have a bath
  4. What about pine doors and fireplaces?
  5. As I've bemoaned before, I see a kid riding my bike down near the Harvester. No proof, no bike
  6. Does that mean we can look forward to seeing Piers Moron in the front bar?
  7. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think the scoreline flattered England. We were > rubbish. Was this supposed to be in the football thread?
  8. Competition: Which one is John? Free book to the first to get it right. I'm guessing back row middle
  9. I think the blokes at the Plough are game (geddit) for just about any kind of rare breeds. No queuing either
  10. Some of the people on this thread could benefit from some education
  11. Let me explain, they knocked down a fantastic old building to build something Blairy, bright and shiny then realised the huge pot of gold was actually a chalice full of sewage and now there is nothing. Perhaps the gypsies should have it.
  12. Harrington
  13. Neuter. Mmmm. Anyone have a couple of bricks?
  14. Zebedee Tring Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > word or he'll end up in a brown bin > > > I wouldn't recommend putting the cat in a brown > bin, otherwise you may well end up as a national > pariah like Fred the Shred. And if you were > prosecuted, you could well go daaahn. A shredder, now there's a thought. Although I'd probably need a wood chipper for a cat that size
  15. Thirty quid for a chip, seventy five quid for a cat flap. Someone to fit it. I could get a cat hating staff cheaper
  16. Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We used to have a problem with other cats coming > in and spraying/eating our cat's food - we got a > microchip operated catflap, well worth the money. How do they work? Does the cat have to key in a number?
  17. Top of Court Lane. He breaks in through the cat flap, eats all my cat's food and then generously sprays all over the house. He is young, he is a boy, he is blacker than the Kiwi rugby team and he stinks. He has to be stopped. If you know him or his owners, please have a word or he'll end up in a brown bin.
  18. Where in Landcroft?
  19. He added, 'This always happens when the lease is up for renewal.'
  20. When asked about the hotel proposal yesterday, the barman replied, 'Load of bollocks mate'.
  21. computedshorty. Can you explain? Is this a story you have read in the SLP?
  22. Aa, 4 out of 10, my old friend
  23. She's around for a while but just not running the shop
  24. Farlows, Pall Mall. By appointment to HRH
  25. Free books here
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