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I'm thinking two murderers and for 50p I'll give 'em up

Samson was out in the fields one day grinding his wife Delilah, when a shower of Shittites came over the hill and he slew them with the arse bone of a giraffe

Did you ask for the finest wines known to humanity?

I was in there a while back and the lady in front of me asked for a bag of magic mushrooms. Cue lots of giggling and red face. I think she must have meant coconut mushrooms. I said, if you've got some I'll have a bag full as well

You'd just have to front something like that out. Walking down the high street with your dangleros hanging through the neck hole, saying, 'hello, lovely evening isn't it,' and when challenged by the wife or mother, just tell her it's the latest trend and that all the fashionistas of Covent Garden are wearing leg pullovers

Have any of you globetrotters been to Ethiopia? I keep hearing the words mosquitos, tics, fleas, tapeworm and ghastly food. Is there an upside?

Definitely worth a revisit, Nathan Barley

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Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast train ( in the toilets of course ) Was there anyone in there with you?

Buy a new one every day

Try that link again please Mockney

I would very much like to read the other thread but I'm scared that someone has blurted out who done it

Sainsbury's grey packet isn't bad. Cheap as well. Leave the bag in to soak

What's the point of being a dictator if you can't fart volubly? Wouldn't we all? I certainly intend to when I'm next in charge of a country. However there are associated dangers with the practice. Perhaps the female bodyguards have concealed nappies and wet wipes... and tent freshener

Clara.net ?30 a year. Never been a hitch (or a hike) in 9 years

My grandfather wanted to se the royal family hanging in the ruins of Buckingham Palace

Stay at the airport and avoid the locals. They don't deserve it

I've stopped listening to the Archers because there are too many young people in it and I can't tell the difference between them. Bring back Walter Gabriel

I'm hearing it more and more on TV Now, I do occasionally use this word myself in extremis but, a) I don't like hearing it on TV, probably because I'm old and a reactionary, and b) if it becomes commonplace on TV and around the dinner table like f***, what other word should I use? Can somebody invent one for me?

My uncle Withnail always boasted that by this method he could get half cut before parting with a shilling

Yes, I suppose I should make a fuss. I just didn't want them spitting in her tea

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My mother is in Castlebar. All round good performance except she recently had to be taken to Kings with dehydration and a kidney infection. Coincidentally the Mail has a story about care homes and old people dying of thirst earlier this week. Castlebar could be accused of being negligent but keeping old people hydrated is a nightmare so I don't blame them We looked at The Elms in Barry Road. It's not as flash (or expensive) as Castlebar but it seemed quite cheery. It's co run with the Baptist church Earlier she had been in Oatlands in Anerley and Homelands in Penge, both run by the same family. Me no likey. PM me if you want more details

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