steveo

Blair is looking for his eighth home at the mo - in Barbados. It will put his property empire at just under ?20m. The daughter Kathryn, a humble student has a maisonette worth just under a mill. Only God and his team of accountants know the extent of his 'earnings.' One of his last acts as PM was to get his expenses shredded. Clever boy, that showed prescience at least. When Jim Callaghan retired to a farm, I remember my old man asking, "How can he afford a farm?" A mere farm. The (socialist) joke's on us.

Has anyone mentioned the nest feathering?

Life is a cigarette You smoke to the end

Then eat them, they're pre-stuffed. But peel them first

A rabbit's foot. Every boy scout had one. So did Tom Jones

Rabbits are fair game though. The way they look at you

I wouldn't eat a snow leopard because they're beautiful but I would eat a cow. Although cows are beautiful as well. But not as beautiful

But how do they kill the vegetables?

Once when skint at Christmas in the 80s, I did consider harvesting a goose from the park

If you are legally allowed to kill an animal for meat then you should be allowed to kill them for any reason. Discusst

Mmmm, wonder what badger tastes like.

Yeah, you vicious bastard Jah

bordello

Cyprus. Polis/Latchi. No tossers

How do you do?

Anyone any experience of appearing in/writing/producing a musical?

I recall a quite jaunty old dance track with the above as part of the chorus. Anyone know what it was?

Yes, best to stay on the right side of Bummi

Long Life

Colt 45

Several years ago, I wrote a mile long feature about my Cuba visit if it's of any interest. Don't let the title put you off, it was a great experience. Havana Heaven and Hell

A ginger skinhead used to drink in the ED. 'Cut here' dotted line around neck and swastika on forehead. It was a good look.

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Why doesn't Blair just declare that he is the Messiah returned and get it over with?

Jimmy Pursey