steveo

Why doesn't someone give her a proper clump?

Yes, tree alert time. The council have a planting budget but little for maintenance apparently. Keep your buckets at the ready fellow tree huggers

Vera Lynn

What's the latest?

There are significantly fewer George cross flags flapping from motors today

Dear James My Southwark Life magazine hasn't arrived. Am I missing something? Steveo

Knock knock Who's there? Dishwasher Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I used to shpeak before I got these new teef

If you stopped the lower classes drinking then there would be nothing to watch on Police Stop!

Knock knock...

In Colchester 30 years ago, you'd get the shit kicked out of you for crimes like wearing sunglasses. Proper violence; stupid and dumb. That's why I moved to London where at least there seems to be a motive now and again.

Someone lived in my car at the top of Court Lane for weeks. I had no door locks at the time. I could never catch the blighter and in the end I stopped trying. He moved out one day and then I kind of missed him. Perhaps he died; his diet seemed to consist entirely of KFC and slushies.

If it was a Saab, he was probably looking for something that had just fallen off it

I have a voice whether I vote or not

A series of self portraits for a well hung parliament

put some thought into it > fer cryin out loud. Do you think I haven't? The fact that other's governments are worse doesn't make ours any less shite. We should give the job to the Women's Institute

To paraphrase my post in the Drawing Room Putting a cross against a candidate's name means I approve of the party and I don't. None of them. Voting for the least bad candidate is like buying the least rotten fruit. Voting for any of this lot says that I condone theft, lies, wars and mediocrity. I don't want to be represented by any party that has members who in any other walk of life would be in prison. Not voting is a vote for none of them. Creative destruction of the ballot paper given publicity might help spark the revolution man.

Putting a cross against a candidate's name means you want that party to represent you and I don't. Voting for the least bad is an unappealing option. It says that theft, lies, wars and mediocrity is OK. I don't want to be represented by any party that has members who in any other walk of life would be in prison. Not voting is a vote for none of them.

What became of the protest vote?

Strictly hypothetically of course, what are the legalities of taking a camera into a poll booth, spoiling your vote, photographing (or filming it) and banging the result up online?

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When the Scots get home rule then we should seize the Union Jack and make it the English flag. It's pretty and it will confuse the skinheads and we drew it anyway.

Jah likes OMD

Mud

I saw a kid fall over in the street and went Apple Z

You would have noticed