steveo

I'd want a huge bonus if I had to work in a bank. What a waste of life

In the 1985 Manchester plane disaster, a bloke stood on his own girlfriend's head trying to get to the exit. I don't think they are still together

He was there all day dipping into his own personal cocktail cabinet

At some point along the A12, you pass from cliche Essex into beautiful Essex which is my motherland. Great beer, beaches and jam, and old blokes who fish for eels and take the piss out of Londoners. But the first rule of nice Essex, is don't reveal where it is. However, I've been in Dulwich for thirty years.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like smoked cheese. Bavarian smoked cheese with > little bits of ham in it. In fact there is a > smokerie I sometimes visit down by Dungeness that > does smoked cheese and smoked fish that is > blooming marvelous. So there! Is that where you broke the back window of my car? Smokerie, he long gone

Your time seems well spent Bob

Well argued Rosie and Jah

Brand's got a big brain under that barnet and he's a lot funnier than Stephen Fry or Frankie Boyle. Groucho Marx was a fast talker with strange hair.

I think the Chinese water torture might be paying off though Sean don't you?

Junk mail Mr Barber. Surely not the 'in the door then in the bin' Southwark Life and its ludicrous supplement

The reason why the council is so determined to have a magazine is that all the big shiny councils have one. They're not up there with the big boys unless they have a monthly bum wipe bragging about how brilliant they are. It's the badge of the plutocracy.

My guess is that Southwark Life costs around ?100,000 a month but I could never get the councillor to provide proper figures

Here's a thing what I writ about prefabs

OK, this is off manor, but could we get someone in the council strung up by the goolies for allowing this to be demolished?

You knock him off and hang on to him and I'll ride off

And when he paid twenty quid for it round the back of the flats, he didn't think it might be stolen?

I've just seen a kid riding the bike he nicked from my house last year. I can't prove it but it's my bike alright. And short of violence, there's nothing I can do about it.

I took care to 'bump' you only when you were at the top anyway. But it reveals an agenda. See how quickly this gets taken down London Babylon. What should I have called it?

Another plug

Southwark Life 'magazine' and its get down wit' da yoof supplement whtvr.org. At least local businesses don't use our tax to send us junk mail

Mmm, this is getting a lot of free airtime

1. The US bases in the ME are there to safeguard the House of Saud and keep an eye on Iran. If the family falls, the Islamists ride in and Israel + Islamic Saudi + Iran with a bomb = war, big war then very big war. That's why we fight Al Qaeda and prop up the Saudis 2. We are in Afghanistan to stop the Islamics getting hold of Pakistan's nuclear weapons pure and simple 3. The west needs a client state (or at least the bases within it) next to Iran to contain it = Iraq 4. We are protecting oil supplies So far so hawkish but I suspect a lot of people would come to the conclusion that on balance and in the absence of viable alternatives all these things are worth doing. The hypocrisy lies with politicians who disguise their real motives because they think we are too stupid to understand them

Anal Fissure Bob (please ignore the appalling spelling, he's American)

Remember, he always wanted to be a pop star. He's always been looking for the main chance. He could give back his PM's pension, golden handshake and paid for security. That would be a gesture.