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steveo

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  1. I think we should all take Harry out for a pint... or maybe just take him out
  2. steveo

    Sushi

    I heard a microbiologist on the radio say that if we knew what lived in raw fish, we wouldn't go near sushi
  3. Hate texting... I can't see what I'm sending or understand the reply because I insist on wearing 1.5's when I really need 2's and I've got fingers like Cumberlands. Can't stand the phone because it makes me think too fast and I speak rubbish. Love emails because I can edit and I feel better looking
  4. I have to use ointment on a nasty little problem I have, which costs me seven quid on the NHS. I stumbled on a site which details the cost to the NHS of such ointment and lo, it is ?86 I now use it less liberally And it still works I think we should be told
  5. Yes, Sir Humphrey always liked a 'consultation.'
  6. I feel guilty every time I have a bath these days. I try not to get too grubby, so often that water looks fairly clean when it goes down the plughole, and it's still warm. Is it beyond the wit of man to re circulate some of the heat or the water... cheaply, without it going off the premises?
  7. What MM said
  8. The Kings Road Red Cross shop used to be my wardrobe. A Giorgio Armani suit for fifty quid and a fine pair of Church's for ?15... if you can bear to slip your tootsies into dead man's shoes
  9. Yes, some pricy stuff too but I think it's possibly ineptitude and staff shortages rather than theft. I was told at the sorting office that some of the temp post staff just repost what's left at the end of the day!
  10. Shackle him naked to that iron sheep up there and pour bottles of orange liquid over him... Just a thought....
  11. He said about the RA summer show, "If he (Hockney) had any courage he'd enter one himself anonymously."
  12. I've just watched half a programme about the show and turned it off. If you saw one of those recent pictures in a charity shop, you'd think it was by some local amateur.
  13. Can you describe one without using your hands?
  14. abili to rite
  15. Faded kitschy decor, alarming paint colours, bland Euro food, astronomic prices. They haven't got a clue. Could you imagine it with an interior appropriate to a Grade II listed building? A country house in the middle of London with oak panelling, log fires, Chesterfields, oil paintings, massive Sunday lunches. It would be unique and it would be rammed. There were just three tables booked on Sunday.
  16. A couple of questions: Why when you have a house called Belair would you change its name to Beauberry? And why did we go there for a meal?
  17. You're not local though. Is this suitable for local people?
  18. Can the builders please take note that underneath the nasty tiles in the saloon bar gents, there are some rather nice ones?
  19. JM is a dood
  20. steveo

    Greetings :)

    Happily Mike is fluent in emoticon
  21. Bundle
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