steveo
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Dog ripped apart by squirrel. Now I'd pay to see that
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Who ye gonna call? Ghostbusters!
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Surprised Sly and Reggie aren't seizing the moment
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Now get to bed
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Oi, leave shorty alone. Pick on someone yer own size. Junad1997 why are you up so late?
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If anyone knows the twunt who's dumped filthy old catering oil containers all over our manor, could they perhaps encourage him to dump them in his own next time. I'm thinking a Penge kebab shop. Let's catch the blighter and boil him.
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Ah, I only take my foot out of my mouth to speak
steveo replied to Annette Curtain's topic in The Lounge
Nearly did one just now. 'When's it due then? Oh, you are pregnant aren't you?' -
Burst main... again
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Ah, I only take my foot out of my mouth to speak
steveo replied to Annette Curtain's topic in The Lounge
At a wedding (aged 14) I asked my Aunt Dorothy, 'Who is the bloke in the demob suit?' 'That's your Uncle Bob,' she replied with a laugh. I went as red as a bus and ran away. I think Bob must have just got out of prison because I swear I'd never seen him before. -
Next time you're fiddling around with some old brasses, try mixing equal measures of flour, salt and vinegar into a paste. Spread it on and leave overnight. Scrape off the green stuff (verdigris), dub up with a bit of Brasso and Voila!
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Suddenly all the ladies look magnificent where last week I'm sure they seemed a little drab. I wonder, do the ladies think that all us chaps have gone up a notch since Tuesday?
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Will she have nylons and gum?
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What's Ginger's eta then? Or has she crept in sans fanfare and is already living among us, perhaps wearing a hat?
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Stone the crows
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You might find some helpful advice in the Strange but True thread in the Lounge
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I'm finding this all very informative
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Is a fart the expulsion of gas or the BRADDAAPPP sound? If it's the latter then surely neither seagulls nor dogs can fart because they lack the requisite buttocks.
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Molecular Gastronomy
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Fantastic falcons, hawks and owls, particularly the Eagle owl which looked like it could have your arm off
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To Be Born An Englishman Is To Win First Prize In God's Lottery
steveo replied to woodrot's topic in The Lounge
Blair (Lionel) -
To Be Born An Englishman Is To Win First Prize In God's Lottery
steveo replied to woodrot's topic in The Lounge
> Windsor That's Babs presumably? -
If you have the good fortune to wake up still drunk, then often the hangover can be deferred until four in the afternoon or, if you have a breakfast brandy, even the following day
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It was all a lot easier when we had outside toilets. One could 'accidentally' pass the neighbour on the way down or better still on the way back
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Comfort Zone
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OK Huge, you're the boss