steveo
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Quick, get down to your Speedos, slap on the olive oil, rush outside and baste
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Ah the good old days, driving pissed at ninety through little villages
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The clouds just parted and there was this large round bright and shiny thing in the sky. And it was hot. Then it went
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red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In this age of instant gratification, just hand > over the Black T to Jah, you know he's going to > win it hands down... Jah would never be seen dead in a Black T... oh... possibly if dead I suppose
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I guess where he's American, he can run now, before the rozzers go round to pick him up.
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You wouldn't have wanted my granddad near your teeth, not if his own were anything to go by
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Was my grandfather's name. He was a swindler too. He once bet the lads in the pub he could grow bigger beans, then on judgement day, on close inspection, they found he had stapled shop bought beans to the canes. He didn't get a ?20 million pay off when he was found out though.
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Yes, and if anyone can remember the rest of the Neil Armstrong joke, would they kindly remind me. The punchline is: 'One small step for man but a f$?%ing great leap for a frog.'
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No
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P'raps he's boning Caroline Did you know it's his voice on the 'Mind the gap' announcements?
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Yes
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At least she didn't inherit the fake Geordioise
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Giles Coren. All he inherited was the name
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Yes Woodrot, I witnessed Grannie Lennox tearing into a roadie at the Marquee, when she was a pre Eurythmic Tourist. She was yelling at him in three octaves. The poor bastid must have needed the work because she needed chinning
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Never seen it but I bet that Alan Hansen could turn especially if the forty grand words were uttered
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Wear a beggar disguise and ask them for a quid
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Randombloke: all very interesting but no one's comparing the LSO to Cowell. And the players are probably both glad to be there and at the same time miffed that they can't do their thing. I for one think it demeans them not letting them do it for real for as much as Cowell's pap debases the art, the LSO in full flow is a wonder to behold, paid or otherwise.
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Don't get me wrong, I don't hate all young people but I can't stand the ones on The Archers. I don't know who any of them are and I couldn't care less. Nelson Gabriel hasn't been on for ages. Black sheets on the washing line, who's doing the flowers for the church, the love that dare not speak its name AND tractors. Now that's soap.
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I'd like to see the contracts
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Good photography is essential. Make sure the pictures are in focus and as big as you can get them. Describe the goods comprehensively and don't make spelling mistakes.
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Chest of drawers, bread, wine stain. Is this a particularly slow week?
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Lemmy?
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A noble effort Mike. Good luck with it.
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I wish someone would nick it