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Someone should start a rumour that these posts are funny

Liquid lunch?

Yes, but what I want to know is, if a million EU residents decided to move to London and somehow were able to get benefits, does the UK tax payer foot the bill?

Good call Nette

I had a Smart Smoker kit (the one Johnny Depp smokes in The Tourist, not that I'm influenced by that sort of thing). It was OK if a bit expensive to run. I suggest you get a small bottle of the fluid rather than buying the expensive pellet thingies. It was good for a while though, particularly when you're in a pub and all your mates disappear outside every ten minutes. You do have to keep remembering to charge the damned thing of course, but then I noticed I was coughing a bit in the mornings, which strangely never happened with fags. The vapour congests the chest I think. so I just quit fags and it. Ronnie Wood uses one but apparently has a cig as well every now and again, and it is true, sometimes you puff on the e cigarette for a bit and then think, Mmm, I'd like a cigarette now. Apart from the fleeting moments when I could chew someone's arm off for a drag on a cig, I haven't given in yet and it's definitely good for the soul to kick tobacco. Good luck!

Cheers John, another cracker. If it weren't for the infant mortality, imminent war and TB, it would be good to have been around then

Wot, no mayor thread?

Who watches the watchers?

Work from home. Go to the office in your pants, talk to yourself, check your emails every fifteen seconds, spend all day on Facebook, get the hump when someone sends you some work, moan when they don't, anthropomorphise the cat and become a hypochondriac... it's much better than working with people.

It's a curate's egg. I like the recording bit but using the Catch up section is slow and badly indexed. Hopefully they'll upgrade it

I guess you prefer Dickie, Annette

Cheer up Shorty

Turned on by His Royal Highness Sir David Attenborough no less

The lights were muted by cloud swarming that made them all the weirder. Had someone just escaped from a Martian prison colony? Were they filming Transformers up on the hill?

I'll hesitate a guess that it's so disabled people can get round the park

Wha?

This is the plot for a play

Hermes

I thought the old MG looked a bit odd, one night when I got home from work. Oh... they've nicked the roof. You're taking it well

A certain blue tablet's packet has a warning that says 'Keep away from children'. Well you would wouldn't you?

Wild rabbit, the bloke at the Plough

Nette 'Did a job there once...', 'been into a few of the houses in Lyndhurst Way' Are you Raffles?

Magic mushrooms?

A bazooka should do it

Nice. Made me go all warm... and then I remembered that I'm well 'ard and don't go in for that sort of thing