KalamityKel

rude

*Pops back in with one bottle left over* *disappointed that the boys couldn't quite handle THAT much champers* *frowns at MP for comments about the "mystery gentleman"* Help yaselves :p

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insistant

Awwww thanks guys! I thought it would go by unnoticed :( lol Keef do u not know it's rude to ask a lady's age? (KB don't comment on that!) :p

muscle

*pops in room to grab a few bottles of champers sneekily left in the corner under a coat*

Hint! ;-)

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haha @ "mystery man" Sorry for not being more sociable. Hadn't intended in popping in - we were just walking past when the waiters spotted a familar face and dragged us in for an inspection of the place and a glass of wine. What a fab way to get customers!! ;-)

No one gonna comment on the food?

So... wot was the verdict?

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Deary me... do u not get out much? ::o

Still haven't been hit wiv the dreaded hangover... hmmmm :-s

I use the specsavers in Victoria and agree wiv cdonline they are VERY friendly. As they are the nearest to me at work it was more convenient to visit that branch - I initially went in there to see if they could do anything with my poor broken glasses (broken my a colleague wiv a pair of pliers - tis a long and very boring story). They tried so hard to try to fix them but unfortunately it was the death of my old paine and hunter frames. Ended up booking in for a check up the following day and did the whole 2 for one offer and was sorted by the end of the week. I've not actually been in to the Peckham branch but have heard the customer service skills are not the best. Tis a shame for one branch to have negative feedback as generally specsavers are good wiv service etc.

I can't possibly be sober yet...

KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ~ Kelly, age 6 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. ~ James age, 6 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ~ Wayne , age 7 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend no more ~ Kylie, age 6 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. ~ Billy, age 8 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. ~ Millie, age 6 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. ~ William, age 7 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? ~ Helen, age 6 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. ~ Amy, age 6 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. ~ Christopher, age 7 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. ~ Kevin, age 6 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. ~ Becky, age 8 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her ass. ~ Julie, age 7

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Are Pigeons meant to eat chocolate? witnessed one tucking into a flyte bar at lunch...

Course it weren't him who painted it... it was the chef ;-)