dulwichmum

OHMYGOD! Clearly. And what are these turkey twizzlers of which you speak? Are they organic? Do they stock them in William Rose or Waitrose?

If he is a dog, he is damn clever! What does he eat? The people have the right to know (stomps foot).I will feed my progeny Hill's Science if it secures them a place at Oxbridge.

And tell me dear sweet Peckhamgatecrasher, Where would I locate the suppliers of these super fritterettes (said while pouring litres of Omega Three Fish Oils down the sink and tossing organic rice cakes in the bin. I have just been informed by a man who calls himself a dog that my life is phoney, I must get with the program (before I have him neutred).

*Wipes tear from eye* I demand answers. What are they feeding those children at The Charter?

When will this damn torture ever end? All of my constructs are being torn apart (wail)! First I find out that my damn ugly eco Prius is not so pious afterall, and despite my humiliation at driving the vile egg box styled contraption around Dulwich on a regular basis, it turns out that it could be little more than a death trap. Who cares about the penguins when my progeny could be at risk? Then this evening I discover that the poppets of Alleyn's have been trampled into the ground in a maths challenge by the children at The Charter!!! How VERY dare they? I demand some answers, and for Gods sake, where do I get a refund (blows nose loudly)?

kpc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Monmouth in Borough Market - auperb, proper > strength lattes. Also buy their beans as one of > life's essential luxuries. I will second that. I adore Monmouth in Borough Market on Friday afternoons. The weekend can begin!

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Its not for everyone - me describing Lambeth!

I would feel cheated, if I were a single girl, if I discovered my man had been wearing one of those (the tummy tuck vests). It makes me think differently about chicken fillets and underwring! How incredibly thought provoking...

I have a perfect cockapoo and would be delighted to be part of a flashy mob. Could we not visit a wine bar instead?

Mike dear heart, what are you talking about?

*Shudders into life, removes flashing red nose and flashes a dirty look to red devil.* *Pops behind enormous Chinese screen and pops on pair of Slendertone shorts.* *Sits back in enormous arm chair.* Clench and relax, CLench and relax, CLEnch and relax, CLENch and relax, CLENCh and relax, CLENCH and relax. "OHMYGOD!"

Shame on you Mick Mack! Is this what you are reduced to discussing? You will be exploring the effectiveness of your little blue tablets next. How very middle aged....

I may just purchase a rice cooker - they are all the rage apparently! I shall not be the last one to catch on, I pride myself on being "on trend" *strokes Slanket*

OHMYGOD! Keef, thank you for posting that. How funny to see old conversations, quite hilarious. Is Crystal still single then? My friend Sarah has grown a beard of late if it helps...

Is The Eye actually BBW?

Oh Woof dear heart! You are such a romantic!

Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year everyone. I never thought that I would find myself typing this (sniff), but I adore this forum. Krug anyone? Mr Keef, what are you doing for Christmas with your perfect girls?

Keef darling, do you think that perhaps Sean and Quids are pre-menstrual or hungover?

OHMYGOD! Stunning.

I love the images of East Dulwich. Well done.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Probably DM's hubby. It was my darling man and we are certainly not socialists!

Darling wee quinnie, don't touch it. As ladymuck says, many GPs do this in house and if not, they will refer you on. There is a danger of damaging her eye and it is just not worth it sweetie!

But Woof dear, Are you "fond" of sheep at all?

I agree with wee quinnie, Just because Monsieur le deputy de Gogarty is under 40, uses bad language, and is fired up with passion it does not mean that he is automatically right on this point. Don't be blinded by the fact that the wannabe political leaders of this country look like a gang of giggling anaemic school boys and we are currently longing for someone with a strong hand, high cheek bones and a dimple in his chin to take charge of our country...*swoon* wee quinnie darling, I am sure that Monica meant to include those from Glasgow in that comment, so please don't be too offended. And by the way, Lulu too, Deputy Gogarty never mentioned that he had friends in the area, he was in my home just yesterday and has done a wonderful job of re-pointing my back wall (he will be working for Carol cabs all over the Christmas period). The Irish make such fabulous builders, and their economy is truly in shatters *bats eyelashes*.