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Dear Ms Pollydorner, I must apologise profusely, it was in fact Ms Bonnieparker. I remember some super clues she gave us as to the identity of our own dear Batdog. 'Hairy smelly love'? Clearly he is not really a dog, so perhaps that would not be a concern afterall??????????? I imagine him looking something like our current James Bond myself.

Dear Batdog, You make me feel like being a vegetarian. Please let us see a picture of your lovely self?

Dear Mr Crystalclear, I have read about such emporiums, no I do not run one, just a family home I am afraid!

Dear Mr Crystalclear, Freya says he looks so sad! Max says he looks cute. I imagine him to be a lot more muscular and long of leg perhaps? Excellant try!

Mr Crystalclear! You devil, you don't have to dress up for my benefit. I think you are super just the way you are. Does anyone have any photos or suggestions of how Mr Batdog could or does look? I remember some fasacinating suggestions in the past from Ms Pollydorner.....

Dear Mr Oldtimer, I am 'Mrs' Dulwichmum. I think you would prefer my Latvian au pair in a rubber cat suit. Just to say again, only if Mr Nesbit steps up to the challenge!

Dear Mr Crystalclear, You would look rather fetching in that!

Dear Mr Oldtimer, I cannot click successfully to see who this Shirley Crabtree is, but I can imagine what you are implying. I will have you know that I am not yet thirty nine, and actually rather pert for my age. I don't think James would like it very much though if I was seen mud-wrestling on Goose Green in a bear tent. I have however a nineteen year old Slovakian au pair who is prepared to stand in for me (to ensure my identity remains a secret you understand). I have no fear of figure hugging rubberwear. How do you think I came to acquire such a trophy husband?

Mr Crystalclear, You really are a darling!

Dear Huguenot, You know me so well! Pray what is a Defra suit Mr Crystalclear?

Dear All, I think I would wear a small tasteful mask, and perhaps a rubber suit in the manner of cat woman. This would be for charity your understand, and only if I received overwhelming support to do so. I am prepared to give the man a pistol whipping with my handbag instead, if you should prefer that. As I have said before on this forum Mr Oldtimer, it is certainly not because I have any love for Mr Nesbit, indeed quite the opposite - the man is a cad! I would happily beat him for charity.

Darling Muttley, Do you really think we could? Huguenot has raised my interest now, I wonder what fox tastes like? No, no, I would not upset Batdog, I shall not be tempted to eat fox.

Dear Mark, I would be reluctant to reveal my identity, but I am prepared to mud wrestle Jim Nesbit or smack him with my handbag for charity sponsorship money. What do you think?

Dear Crystal, Majestic apparently will open near my house, at the bottom of Alleyn Park where it joins onto Park Hall Road, outside the Village, - but none the less SE21. If you are laiden down with boxes of wine bottles (obviously not 'wine boxes'), I shall be happy to give you a lift in my SUV. The au pair may even help you to load up the aforementioned vehicle. When I can drink again after Lent, can I share your lovely discount with you sweetie?

Dear Clare, I agree, I regularly catch the bus to West Dulwich from North Dulwich Station, and in general, the kids wearing the Charter uniform are an exhuberant and nonetheless well behaved group!

Dear Mr Batdog, Are you a vegetarian then? (am I going off on a tangent here? Oh dear!)

Dear Mr Batdog, Please explain more about the FOX?

I agree with Mr QZ. They have always been prompt and reliable. Mr Walsh is a very nice man.

Dear Batdog, HELP - IT IS ALMOST 7PM, MY NERVES ARE FRAYED - I WANT SOME WINE............

Dear Mr Huguenot, The religion to do with the tea pot fascinates me - clearly it would be a Wedgewood teapot, and would contain only Sainsburys Assam (the one in the blue pack), James would love us to be tax exempt. As a matter of fact I seem to be consistantly signing forms to do with being a director of one company or another in order to avoid him having to pay some tax or another at the moment anyhow. One of the main attractions of this religion for me currently is the lack of kneecapings! It has been a long day here, so I cannot be any deeper than that. Mr Keef, I really could not do 40 days and nights fasting and wandering in the dessert. I am sure my small effort is a modern day equivalent. James has a high cholesterol, and I have just decided that he shall go on my diet with me. I shall keep you posted with regard to how I am getting on. If I last to the end of this forty days, I shall desserve a large chocolate egg, and I may even indulge in a fertility ritual of my own! Seven o'clock tonight is going to be difficult for me. It is usually the time I need a glass of something to calm my nerves.

Dear Batdog, I will try to keep my sense of humour - I will not give that up knowingly. Am I the only one? Is anyone else giving up anything for lent? Mr Huguenot - how about you? I am not quite up for bread and water - but I am giving up wine, crisps and sweeties.

Dear (darling) Mr Batdog, You are off to climates new very soon (without any intention of keeping in touch with us here in the forum - you will toss us to one side like an old ball), and as a result my days will be dull and dark. I may as well take the plunge and make some Lenten sacrifices. I really don't know what has come over me. Perhaps I am hormonal? I told the man in Threshers tonight, he can sell my special chablis to all and sundry, I care not what the future brings. Soon my liver will be cleansed, and I shall have the figure of a small twiglet. I intend to waste away in the manner of a fretting pet.

Dear Mr Mockney Piers - now that was a rambling thread! I think I need to open a bottle of wine after that! It is Lent tomorrow, and then I shall give up everything. No more wine, no more chocolate, no more snacks, no more fun......

Thanks for letting us know. I hate to see those flyers and posters stuck up on trees etc when a cat goes missing. I am so pleased you got your cat back. I hope she was not too hungry or injured.

Dear Mr Mockney Piers, Please send me the link to that flickr thread. I would love to see it, and I am rubbish at finding things on the web. Mr SimonM - you have convinced me, I am off to Franklins this weekend, and will have the Welsh Rarebit! I will let you know how we get on. Thanks. Oh the joys of a rambling thread!