dulwichmum

Wafts into quiet room with long suffering housekeeper who is pushing industrial vacuum cleaner and wearing yellow Marigold gloves". Glances over at red devil and notices he is holding some red acrylic undergarments. "OHMYGOD! Hold it the right way up man and put on your glasses. Let me see... it says "MP" - indicating that this item is owned by Michael Paleogolopodopadus. I NEVER wear man made fibres,and he adores wearing this type of thing. Anyhow, I am a married lady" (scowls and stomps foot). "Albena, get scrubbing, now where did I put my dog stunner?"

To have a terrific cinema at Crystal Palace in that lovely old building would be such an asset for Dulwich. We genuinely should not allow this to happen.

Good morning Dave sweetie, I am Dulwichmum and I am fabulous!

Please sign the petition. It would be lovely to have a super cinema so very close (sigh)...

I am prepared for that role! Bring it on...

I love Twitter! It is great fun. I think it's a fabulous way to connect with people, it makes me chuckle all day, particularly in those meetings that are so boring that you want to gnaw off your own arm...

But of course (sigh)... very me, don't you think? Have you ever been to the school gates sweetie? Watch and learn!

Clearly!

OK, so you caught me spoiling for a joust in the For Sale section - I have been trying to keep a low profile lately. When I saw someone trying to sell ugly shoes, I felt obliged to step in and offer them my thoughts...

Please, please sign the petition and join the facebook group. Otherwise the au pair will have to tudge to Brixton or Peckham to the cinema, and this building is far more beautiful than that. I myself have a home cinema - clearly!

About the Picture Palace Campaign Gala have sold the bingo hall at 25 Church Road, SE19 to a large evangelical church despite an independent cinema operator also putting in an offer. This art deco building is key to the regeneration of the Crystal Palace triangle. It was originally built in 1928 as a cinema and the beautiful interior was designed by the renowned cinema architect George Coles. The building is one of the most significant venues in the town centre and as a commercially viable cinema it would bring many benefits to the area and to all members of the existing community. English Heritage has identified the triangle as an ?at risk? conservation area, as such, the sympathetic restoration of this building to its original community use would act as a catalyst for the rest of area, especially Church Road. The building has a designated D2 planning use (cinema/bingo) and we are campaigning to retain that planning use for the benefit of the local community and to support the regeneration and economic growth of our much loved town and its local traders. We do not believe that the local population has any planning need for an eighth church to serve the triangle. The church is relocating its substantial congregation from Wimbledon and are currently preparing a planning application to change the use of 25 Church Road from community use to a place of worship for their followers. When the application has been submitted, Bromley council will be consulting the local community. It is imperative that we act at this time as a community so that our voices are heard. The new church will not only strip us of a vital community building but it will also considerably increase traffic congestion and parking issues in the area several times a week by people with no other interest in the town centre. If you agree with us and want a cinema in Crystal Palace rather than another church then please sign the petition in local shops, spread the word amongst your friends and neighbours and contact your local councillors, MPs, GLA members and Bromley?s planning department. Contact details for your representatives can be found in the resources for campaigners (including a facebook group and online petition) section of this website. Picture-Palace.org will be regularly updated with news and information relevant to the campaign ? please register so that we can send you updates of any significant developments.

Picks up note and reads aloud. Takes pack of Smythson notelets and gold Cross fountain pen from enormous status handbag and writes: Darling red devil, How very kind! I can think of nothing that would give me more pleasure. However, sadly I shall be in Wales, retrieving my poppets from the my monster-in-law's lair. I shall send the housekeeper along instead. She has been stealing my gin for years, you are bound to make stacks of cash from her. I shall visit very soon though! Best, DM x

Here you are Kalam, have some gin, a large one... Hell, have the bottle. Some poor person is trying to sell off their Crocs in the Wanted,Offered and Recommended area. This recession is really starting to bite!

Wafts into Quiet Room. "I have just left a meeting, so boring, that I was ready to gnaw off my PA's arm. OHMYGOD. Pass the gin" (flutters eyelashes)...

Hi there Skip. My family adored Disneyland Paris. It was discussed here!

Indeed - a great man. The military service carried out by Harry Patch was worth so much more than any degree or doctorate, awards that are dished out after a few years of late mornings, late nights, wild living and excessive drinking... I thought that it was incredibly patronizing of Bristol University to bestow an honorary degree on Harry Patch, and in the TV footage of the ceremony, he appeared to be surrounded by a gaggle of condescending academics with rictus grins.

macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I'd make sure I looked good so I could get a > very rich husband who could pay for things. > > That won't work in East Dulwich. It works very well in West Dulwich and The Village (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy locks and smiles)...

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that Dr Rosemary Leonard? Dr Rosemary Leonard works in Rosendale Road, in deepest Norwood... IT IS NOT DULWICH VILLAGE (stomps foot). We are frightfully upmarket over here (flounces about).

I'm sorry. I can't abide Mr Jazz Hands Barrowman. He has had as much Botox as Joan Rivers and she is still more manly than him. His talents are best reserved for musical theatre or Dancing on Ice.

Lovely Mick Mack. I do not desserve your apology, I have been suggestive as anyone here, but I will not joke about being unfaithful to my husband. Our family is precious to me, My husband is the love of my life (swoon).

Lovely Kalam, I enjoy mild flirtation online as much as the next person, but genuinely, this forum can read like the dialogue of juviniles behind the bike sheds. I genuinely don't like this line of conversation about me. I have a fabulous husband who I adore and this conversation is base and rude.

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Shame on you. I have eyes only for James. Yes I have engaged in occasional physically abusive acts against Michael P, but when I realised that he was extracting pleasure from it, I stopped! I am a married lady and I never engage in dalliances, idle or not (slaps face with glove).

Mr Wolf, I have never permitted such intimacies with you (gasp)! I adore my man, and despite the recent economic troubles, he has the largest bonus in SE21 (swoon).

Shame on the lot of you. Engaging in wild, abandoned, sensual, sexually explicit fantasies about a pert, perfectly toned and glossy married lady like me (bats eyelashes). I am incredibly shy, and almost never take my clothes off, not even to wash...