dulwichmum

Ah, "Keefette!" How cute... And "Family Keef" - wipes tear from eye (NOTE TO SELF: Stock up on waterproof mascara)...

Why can't I open this? Damn the Swedes and their vile socialist eutopia. I have had two Swedish au pairs and one had undergone breast augmentation and the other had her breasts reduced, both at the expence of the tax payer. Shame on the Swedish population and their pre-occupation with physical perfection. Needless to say that I dismissed them both and ordered myself an androgenous Polish girl...

Shame on you Moos!

Wow, congratulations Mr Keef and Mrs Rache Keef. Great news.

You are not really shocked by this are you? There are lots of houses around this price in Dulwich Village and West Dulwich, it is not East Dulwich sweetie.

There has been the most dreadful outbreak of threadworms amongst the staff and they are all incredibly uncomfortable...

Oh candj, do please tell us more. I hear that their toilets are vile.

& 3 I also have a complete aversion to James Nesbit and smut. I hate smut...

This iis actally vile. Stop it now!

Oh dear, SimonM, you appear to have left your Gimp Mask in the Quiet room again!

Oh yes, HoonaloochieB, SHAME ON YOU! I know your mother and I expect to see you in confession first thing on Saturday morning, or I shall personally tell her that she needs to scrub your sinful typing fingers with a steel brush and bleech. This depraved 1234 person should seek like minded debauched individuals via a forum for sexual deviants or perhaps a sleezy notice board at a corrective facility like a prison or in a forensic psychiatric institution, or by tacking a typed notice to a wall up past the toll booth on College Road where the doggers congregate. We are all in commited relationships here on this clean shiny forum. Swinging is not for everyone sweetie.

I am sorry, this type of thing is just not for everyone. Doesn't 1234 have a special forum he could go to and advertise, you know... One for like minded perverts. Shame on you.

Ah yes, Sarah "disco Smarties" Harding. The attraction to this drug infused, dead behind the eyes twenty year old is obvious. Where is her mother? That is what I want to know. Speaking of reading material for the dentists waiting room *Bob*, has anyone else noticed that the dentists next to the post office on Lordship Lane have lined their walls and filled their magazine racks with advertisements, price lists and literature on Botox and fillers? Little Max was traumatised by the images of needles being pushed into faces. We will not be going back. Has it really become that popular in suburbia?

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not Dulwich Margot? No it can't be. OHMYGOD! It is true. That photo is of me... How did he do that? I thought we were alone (gasp).

I should like to concur with Tommy...

Gosh Cassius, I am such an air head. All I can say to defend myself is that I was distracted and admiring my manicure as I typed.

Oh Shosh darling, Tosh is not an elitist bully. He is a highly qualified, wealthy, employed man. Just smile sweetly, allow him to say what he will, just so long as he keeps writing the cheques sweetie. Cafe Rouge danse le Village?

I should imagine that the girls were stroking bars of Fry's Chocolate Cream. OHMYGOD. I buy a bar at H & G each Saturday morning. It never disappoints.

Darling Mr Mockney, I hate to tell you this, but I know the partner of the lovely lady who plays the fragrant Susan Kennedy, and she is a nice lady too...

I don't know any dog owners who don't ensure that their dogs are cleaned up after. I would never dream of walking my doglet without my au pair and a small collection of plastic bags. Perhaps the people who are not cleaning up after their dogs can't afford au pairs as it is Peckham?

Sweet Peckhamgatecrasher, That photo was taken at the housekeepers home. Handsome Steve T - you know me so well (smirk). Lovely Kate, I didn't know anything about this special day out for dogs. Mr Wolf, how very rude. My doglet would never use bad language. He is indeed incredibly posh though!

As you can imagine, I would never admit to owning a...(whispers)...cockapoo (OHMYGOD!). I am the mother of young impressionable children, and I am a lady. You can see clearly from the photo, this is a Portuguese Water Dog, and I shall box anyone's ears who says he is not (stamps foot)!

Pass the brown sauce...

They are building a new independent school. The Parry-Jones finishing school for young ladies. There will be an enormous indoor swimming pool, a helipad, a dance studio, extensive playing fields and a branch of Nails Inc. It is going to be fabulous!

I have never noticed signs on the carriageway around the perimeter of the park stating that dogs must be kept on leads and I am there most days with my fabulous Portuguese Water Dog. When you get to the part of the road close to the lake, there is a sign that states dogs are not permitted into the park near the lake without a lead. The perimeter carriageway is not a velodrome. It is used by horseriders, runners and dog walkers. The park is much safer now than when cars were permitted to use the carriageway. Cyclists should be careful to avoid pets, the park is there for all to enjoy and it should be big enough for everyone. This topic was in the news recently.