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KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > malumbu... who do you tell these things to? Who > listens? What's your point? I "think" nobody possibly Ergo we get threads like this *infunitum *other bored/board games are available

Basically, you like slagging lots of things off. It's the schtick you like to beat things with.

For what it's worth, I saw a full-ish moon last night. Still very chilly tho. *quick check out the window-clouds-a-gathering*

I'm not disliking the whole beard/hipster thing in P-ham - mostly ! But there's ONE dude ( there has to be one )who I see that really friggin annoys me. No reason, I've never spoken to him, or anything else, but i've taken against him. He's a tall dark haired, pony tailed, plaited beard-o who frequents the Rye Cafe. I've seen him with his child and with his partner too. His manner just urks me no end and I want to pull his plaited beard and cut it off with a giant pair of shears. I'd quite like to pull his hair really hard too, the loud voiced creepy smug faced patronising cunt that he is. If you fancy meeting up in the Cafe, we could gang up on him a bit.

The people that run it are nice & the food is fine. But what's with the TV on all day & you can't see the blackboard. There's a strange shaped counter covered in Cookie jars, the girls behind it look lost. Lastly, cafe owners sitting up in the corner puts me off. It needs a tweak as it's lost its mojo. Too vanilla now, which is a shame.

Is Peckham latinish then ?

I hate Sly & Reg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/27/article-2299988-18F4B262000005DC-982_634x458.jpgDuh - Me too!

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Well, at least you could have the decency to eat the horses once they're dead. (washed down with a Stella of course) :))

I'm going for West Wickham.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > interesting that even thought it's 'even worse > hearing about it' you pop up frequently on any > gambling thread, moaning about it nettie? It's karmic payback for your Guardian/liberal/bourgeois dripping-tap tirades. Mind you my real beef is the killing of horses for the pleasure of gamblers. Matuhi at Cheltenham 2013 24 in total this year.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not 'an excuse' that's required - it's 'an > opportunity'. :)

They are an excuse to take lots of drugs, really, if people are honest. "Well we eat really well and look after ourselves, pretty much all year" "It's our chance to relax" whilst texting grandma, to see if little pootle is OK. All the while hoping the gear isn't cut with poison or tainted with Anthrax.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My missus doesn't get gambling. When we were in > Vegas she played 6 hands of blackjack, doubled her > money and said 'this is boring' and wondered off. > Madness. I'm with her On my Vegas honeymoon, I was asked why I wasn't playing "not my cup of tea really, bit boring" and I was up on my betting money too. "Maybe you'd be better off away from the table" said the security guy, taking my drink, leading me elsewhere. Seeing a Philippino lady (dead in the eyes) play two slots at the same time, with a a bucket of coins propped on a seat for each one, just about finished me off. (as did the swim up poker/roulette table in the pool, as did the fibreglass trees) Yeah yeah - I get that "for that moment when i'm deciding where I place my money, i'm in control of what i'm doing" thing - but boring as hell, even worse hearing about it. Meh - with added Meh ! Father Ted is genius tho - poor you Mic.

I loved that drama. Specially the not so special-special effects. Just can't remember the name.

Can we have a picture please Rosie. I'm guessing a greenish-blue-peach washy looking floral print, with a stripe, tho the colour 'Lemon' is coming through to me from the Spirit world (which means someone may have died on it) Studded overstuffed arms of a disproportionate size to the seating area, with extra arm caps (faded & odorous) X 2 cushions with pleated edge fringing design. Pleated valance makes up the final look. http://www.therecycler.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/crystal-ball.jpg " I am OFF MY TITS "

"Ehh oooh" http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000979983/evil_barney_by_smellslikesex_xlarge.jpeg Barney's had a barney with La La.

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > more slogan than poetry methinks Ridgers That's the first use of 'methinks' that hasn't angered me to the point of smashing my screen/face/sponge wear pottery. Progress indeed Stafer.

In my fantasy 4x4 mayhem dream I'm targeting the Dub numb nuts duo, then i'd head up to Foxy's to mash up his lair, then full on to ted - reversing clean over him in Low-4 setting. I'd then spray myself with Joe Malone & plop on the floor of Costa's http://www.unimogs.co.uk/dbimg/display/B1416-d.jpg Of course i'm completely naked whilst doing all this.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've lived here for 7 years and have been gagging > for someone to open a provisions store at the > bottom of my street. > > It's not like you're short of cheap-arsed fruit > and veg on Rye Lane is it? Sometimes I don't want > my apples to come in a plastic bowl. The plastic ?1 bowl is a true sign of demise. That and Lyca Mobile fly posting.

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I preferred your 'Invisible Cyclist' thread ted.

DulwichFox Wrote: > Do something for the existing community. Do > not try and create a up market Ghetto that > excludes folk that have lived there all their life. Really ? Well the "existing community" had it all to themselves for years & look what a run down sh!thole they made of it. Or was that one of your specially Jack Dee-esque dry/droll posts. Never can tell !

Nicholas Parsons Nicholas Parsons on "Just a minute" Nicholas Parsons, I love him. Tho I used to loathe his smug face on TV. Did I mention Nicholas Parsons ? Whereas Jenny "vinegar tits" Eclair get on my friggin' wick. (I know i've said this before, but she was on "Just a minute" tonight - this riled me)

I don't go in for this stuff, but... A flyer came through my door & I thought of you 22 March Utopia Crystal Event Phoenix community centre SE19 Tickets ?10 available from Haynes Lane mkt, Crystal palace. They're adverting the whole darn lot - from Palmistry right down to Medium Psychic & connection with animals by Aileen ( I kid you not )