Annette Curtain

E-Boy

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Something to do with ice cream? See UIN thread Yes, ice cream on a fresh filling is about close

Looked up "skrillex" Wish I hadn't Don't look up "skrillex" as it's teeth grindingly shite

Now I understand I'm now adopting a "NO SKRILLEX" policy for LIFE And for that I thank nattykr Nette

Just about to look up "skrillex"

>Wait your turn whilst listening enthusiastically to others< I understand that bit God, the rest makes me feel old Innit

I'm not sure CMc is familiar with Dave Gorman But if he ever hears him, i'm sure his bile would rise

fazer71 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladyboy held hostage - bellend road... > > Then I looked at the title again. That's what I thought too "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"

Maybe Boris could step in here. Anyway, whats it doing parked in a park (peeing in a bottle ?) http://londonist.com/2012/08/design-for-new-london-taxi-revealed.php?showpage=2#gallery-1

GAD

As my erudite neighbour once said "Ah, fenestration, the eyes to the soul of the house " And where do we stand on wooden front doors ? *throw log onto the fire* Nette

Trees cut in Autumn will generally season quicker. And Elm is notoriously wet Spring - sap rising. Autumn - sap falling. If you get the trunk & branches cut into 10" slices then it's easier to move/roll Get the branch unions taken away ( where branch joins trunk, or branches spilt into two ) as they're near impossible & dangerous to split by hand. Or leave them in the garden to rot as Stag beetles love this kind of enviroment Then they'll need until next Summer (at least) on the floor-on their sides, to season Then they're ready to split by hand, if you know how Then a further season as splits in a stack By Jan 2014 they'll be ready to burn So at best, by next summer, you can have a splitting session ! BUT do learn or ask how to it safely Canadian splitting tool & a sledge hammer - safe but slow Or a good sharp splitting axe -fast, but quite lethal in the wrong hands Have fun- but be safe Nette

Where in Sydenham Upper or Lower What roads are you looking at ? Crime wise, we seem quite ok (in fact i've heard about more "craame" like mugging elsewhere) In my experience the Police/Local PCO's are very receptive here. Good Schools too Nette

I saw a massive slug hiding in my woodpile

If there was a medal for oblique lavatory jokes Then we'd have swept the board GOLD GOLD GOLD

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not sure I'd lump Nunhead in with > Wandsworth/Clapham/ED in the gamut of gentrified > South London suburbs. Let's be honest, it is a bit > of a scruffy area with not many facilities (does > it even have a restaurant?). Sure, it does appear > to be on the up, but it's early days. What I mean is the housing stock Street after street of Victorian terraces/semi's. Like up in that Ivydale area etc Of course they are priced accordingly And have varying degrees of refinement A bit like Earlsfield, which is terminally dull but hey, it's near Wandsworth

My Javelin is more pointed at one end

Is it a blue bottle or a horse fly I'd like to know

The Fly on the camera (really, you had to be there) Look out for it tonight Does this count as news or as a side distraction of the actual event, therefore redering it inane enough for this thread Referee please !

>He still has no interest in football though, luckily.< Ah just you wait *Bobster* I thought i'd gotten away with that one Now Wed & Sat or Sunday, there I am on the sidelines with my 8 year old "Oi-tuck yer shirt in" "Er, I don't know how many goals Messei scored in 2011 & i'm not sure if RVP is leaving Arsenal or not" "No, you don't need another pair of hard ground T90's" And so it goes on.... (mind you, he's scarily fit & that's a good thing)

Mitt Romney's wife has/had a horse competing in the Olympics Whodda known that ? Anyway, you know Mitt, he's the guy who only takes his foot out of his mouth to speak Yeah him "I wanna be President Mitt" (in between inciting a new middle-east-type-war-conflagration) http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/mitt-romneys-missus-ann-cheers-her-1m-tapdancing-wonder-horse-8002321.html http://atlantablackstar.com/2012/07/26/in-comments-about-his-wifes-horse-romney-shows-why-americans-just-dont-like-him/

He's particularly fetching in those little trainer socks Come to think of it, he looks like he's about to ride the velodrome Or a Mexican wrestler http://redditlurker.com/pics/Post/t3_qocdp

There's a dead fly (possibly living/trapped by spider web stuff) on the BBC camera. The one filming from high up at the Olympic stadium

Does it grow on its side Weird

Take 1 sock Insert 1 cat head Sit back But move your expensive ornaments that are at ground level beforehand Our boy loves it