maxxi

Amazing - written without a single trace of irony. Of course it's so simple! If I can do it then by 'eck so can every other work-shy feckless little bugger!

Well if we're talking culinary lessons learned:- Mayo is not salad cream gone off, tinned asparagus is not sophisticated and just because you CAN get a 1.5 litre bottle of liebfraumilch with a screw top doesn't mean you should.

flint: "...and walking my dog Gnasher in Dulwich Park!" You will have to meet Frankito. *but don't mention the cat litter scandal*

Frankito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ffs (Maxxi, I observed you using that earlier - > result!)... I buy it in large 10k bags from Pets > at Home as I hate running out. One likes to be > organised. I used it in your honour - for when bemusement and exasperation reach tipping point. You hate running OUT? I told you he had no inside lavvy.

East Dulwich Supermarket (18 Lordship lane) is open for next 30 mins.

Palmerston is open and busy, lots of customers enjoying a drink outside in the late evening sun.

No, he just has no indoor lavvy! *shuffle, shuffle, stra-a-ain..scratch, scratch, dig, scuff, purrrr*

Frankito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have loads, PM me Hoarder!

lindylou Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > have decided to shame all you lot on LL and will > stand their by myself. Hope ur all ashamed of > yourselves. This is our community, our shops, our > families, our homes. I live on LL and I find your message offensive and divisive. How are you to shame all "us lot"? And what are we supposed to be ashamed of? Get a grip ffs!

Also just been out - ED rd fine, playground packed with happy children, LL normal and some shops (including co-op until 5pm) still open.

A night when the forum went from an entertainment to an invaluable resource. Well handled; I'm sure the info that was able to be disseminated was a great comfort to those who did/could not know what was happening.

titch juicy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > my friend at the victoria has said that police > have told all traders on bellenden road to close > for same reason, and that the bishop has called > them to say that LL is currently being trashed > > anyone confirm or deny? > Walked past Bishop 5 mins ago - nothing happening at moment in LL except shops closing/boarding up and people on way home.

LL now calm - Pharmacy boarded up, buses running, streets empty.

welshgirlinED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone know how ED is at the moment and whether > things have calmed down? Yes they have - on LL - police still around and windows being boarded up.

LL seems to be returning to normal - police still here - bus (176) just went by stopping as normal. {appendages crossed}.

Police have attended LL

LL shops being attacked

Ameliesmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a friend coming from denmark hill to > ryelane walking as there are no buses does anyone > know if there's anything going in between there > and here? I'm seriously scared tbh. Have seen 185, 40 and 176 buses running up LL so some getting through this direction anyway.

Alex K Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This sort of thing just pushes further and further > into the future any decision by Waitrose to open > on Lordship Lane. Not entirely futile then :)

LHemphillix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unfortunately I'll be deep in the Amazon jungle at > that time and unable to make it. However I have a > Yanomami acquaintance Oh I see - exchange students! > he knows some > truly remarkable drinks that I'm confident none of > you have ever heard of. As long as it's not the one with chewed-up cassava spit (though maybe with a little umbrella...:)-D)

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 12 pints followed by Tandoori is a bad idea. Of course it is, are you no respecter of tradition? Anyone who can (used to be able to:'() manage 12 pints needs to go for a vindaloo or a phal at least.

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nice to see new blood on here. Welcome, > LHemphillix. Wasn't he the pale one in the Asterix comics? LHemphillix: I think that was me on page one - what a long way we've come.

I think he misheard you HB - but maybe the biography of Sid James carries a deeper more relevant meaning. Just wish I knew who the subliminal message was for. *ponders...MP? Quids?...Frankito?? no don't be silly - though there was a Rupert Bear annual close by...* ETA: these books are on the rh of same window

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To know who is meant to eat meat there is a little > test. Those who take water by licking it, eat > meat. Apart from humans, who shouldn't be eating > it anyway................ Vampire bats feed on blood by lapping at it - should they be told they are really veggies? Also as mankind is a product of evolution can ANYTHING we do be said to be unnatural? Finally - I had a cat that licked its own arse - even if I could do that I think I would still use a different method - but we both tried to keep it clean. Unnatural? When was the last time you saw a cow with a clean arse?

Cannot get away from the feeling of deja vu watching West ham on Sunday. Very attractive passing out of defence that seemed to start under Zola but still no end product. No strikers who can hit the target effectively. Sears is out of his depth, Cole is marking time and Piquionne is as effective as a loofah in a knife fight. New signings now please and put the others out of their misery and let 'em go. Oh, and practice shooting.