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maxxi

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  1. Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Micky Macky, the Fat Lady hasn't even switched > on the microphone yet! No but she's doing some voice exercises in her dressing room.
  2. J27 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Overground also goes from Peckham Rye to > Shoreditch (High St) - whole journey around half > an hour... > J Or sit at one with yourself clicking your Tiger-Eye prayer beads and make the whole journey without leaving the room. Buddhism - the religion for lazy bastards.
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    Football Focus

    On a lighter note; BFS is looking to change things up from the "wide-men-crossing-the-ball-for-a-big-strong-target-man" he designed for Carroll and attempts to use with Cole©. He's looking at Kenwyne Jones. No pace. No ball skills. But big, strong, good in the air, a real target man. Plus ca flippin change... eh?
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    Football Focus

    there's a gag there somewhere about never giving a succour an even break but my sense of humour vacuum persists - over to you RD
  5. RicB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Interesting, I just found this post on the EDFF > (the East Duwlich Fox Forum). > > > I am grateful to some humans who show kindness and > compassion to us by feeding us from time to time. > Thank you to those people. But next time they leave their back door open I will nip in and shit on their mat.
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    Football Focus

    El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think that was his point! And I admit to a sense of humour failure but - that win wasn't a much-needed fillip was it? It wasn't a blip in the greyness of our season so far and thus a reason to suspend the 'whining'. Far more frustrating. The cowin' win over Fulham was the grit in the egg mayonnaise sandwich that is our season. It IS the drawing pin on the bathroom floor of our future. It WAS, in its way, more miserable than the subsequent and inevitable loss. Like a twitching corpse that convinces a med student it might still be alive. Because it meant BFS stayed. So where was I after that game? Gnashing my teeth and cursing Martin Jol. and glory hunting...? Would I rather WH won enough games 1.0 Sam's way and stayed up or went down and got someone in who plays football however long it takes? - the latter, always. Obviously I'd prefer to have my cake and eat it (football AND winning) but BFS's way is never going to pan out long term.
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    Football Focus

    red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where were you after Saturday's thrashing of > Fulham?...misery hunters! Don't you mean "Where were all the jubilant messages hailing the victory against Fulham"? Oh yes, that's right.. there weren't any. Because we all knew it was the victory of a lame man against a one legged man in an arse kicking contest. And apart from the opening game against Cardiff and a win over Totteringham it's been ALL bloody misery. BFS is like the tosser at work who no one can get rid of because no matter how much and how often he fucks up he always manages to do just enough to keep the bosses onside. I don't care about the losing and, like 'bout now, would happily accept relegation if it meant that clueless tw&t was fired and we got someone in who wanted to play football. We're not all glory hunters RD.
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    Football Focus

    no no no no no no no no no you Fecking if=]diot"Q!"! *&P*)*^!!! anyone seen that "outside the premiership" thread?
  9. Stop flogging about the bush and say what you really mean...
  10. Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can there be degrees of tosserness? Surely you are > one or you are not. One can be "A bit of a..." most anything (including tosser). I thnk you're confusing it with pregnant.
  11. Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Were their family members horses then? Not a horse - it's an ED Pi?ata designed to prevent sweet/head accidents to toddlers.
  12. MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've decided I'm going to run this in Nunhead > Cemetery next summer: > > "Edgy, anti-consumptive street art by Men with > Beards" > > Edgy anti-consumption street art by men with > beards is a simplistic but post-ironic take on the > ironic juxtapositions found in the urban hipster > art movement of the early 2010's. It examines the > tat consumption generated from the middle class > movements anti-consumptive message before the main > protagonists disappeared up a giant rectal > passageway. Will you be doing T-shirts and mugs?
  13. The Tossers with the Pool! Haaa, how long before we learn it's a special hydro-facility for their disabled infant/granny/horse and start to feel all guilty at the rush to judgement? Nah, they'll still be the Tossers with the Pool.
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    Foxy on TV

    ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I,ve been interviewd on TV about 20 times nah, > nah, nah, nah... Although this includes repeats on 'Challenge TV' Quids still has his darts, his tankard and his 'Bendy Bully' to prove it.
  15. Just makes me wonder if Agent Provocateur are selling their sexy pants in Harrods and this is a subliminal ad campaign.
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    Football Focus

    Got the players' confidence - apart from those off to Canada - if he's really going Canuck Defoe must have given up on an England slot for the WC. If we lose to Fulham on Saturday I'm 100% confident BFS will beat AVB to it. Maybe there's another one of those Totteringham-WH swaps on the cards? (snicker) BFS will get Soldado firing - he might give Adebayor a good run out too.
  17. Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > From the BBC website: > > The official video game for the Ashes cricket tour > has been pulled from sale after gamers branded it > "shameful", "embarrassing" and "farcical". > > Just like the real thing then. The game starts off well but just when you think you're getting the hang of it, it crashes. A soft(as shite)ware problem apparently.
  18. KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > don't worry about her, unless you're trimming your > hedge the 'wrong' way A rash move.
  19. Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, so this is a gift shop then... > > Very *edgy but sadly done to death years ago It's full of naive charm and spunky gusto, like a lot of Fine Art degree shows. Slade? Chelsea? South Bank Poly Uni maybe? A career in local council leaflet design awaits. Worth a Desmond.
  20. I'll wait for the dvd.
  21. To queue or not to queue. You could always tell a good chip-shop by the queue; And the long wait for a post-session kebab was never really about culinary excellence, And did you ever try and get anything to eat at any 'event' (including our own GG affairs)- whether it's a 'foot-long' sausage or a bowl of paella - without queuing? I think I may queue for a minute or two - just long enough to pick up my pre-ordered take-away pizza anyway (Franco's don't deliver). efs.
  22. strae Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- If an independent high street is > thriving, how does it come to be slowly and surely > taken over by chains? Sometimes because, as an area gets more successful/prosperous, the shop Landlords (most of the business premises on the Lane are rented rather than owned) increase rents to the point where only a chain, able to subsidise high rents with tax breaks and other corporate strategies, can afford them.
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    tessa

    Another Blairite going - can only be a good thing.
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    Football Focus

    Not even cheered by Totteringham's spanking - even the chuckle brothers Gold & Sullivan can't still buy Allardicci's con trick surely - we need a new manager soon - and with enough cash to buy a striker in January
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