Dee Woffaz

Oh Next friday... im single, can i come?

Oh, ive got something witty, informative, trollish, intelligent(not often though)to add to that. Can i be arsed? Is any body actually interested anyway..? Nah fek it!

Not a single one................:'(

Who's going to be the clever b@%&*rd who decides you need to use a seat belt on a motorbike.......... anyone know if you have to use one in a side car?

Spicy Twiglets were worcester sauce flavour. I havent seen them for ages, loved them, i used to dip them in Marmite.

Radar Love - Golden Earing. Reaching for my air guitar just thinking about it.

Im so disappointed...... somehow i thought the 'Naughty Room' might be in someones basement with chains on the walls and mirrors on the ceiling. Was sort of hoping for an invite. Ill get back on my naughty step for thinking such things happen in East Dulwich. Sorry.:-$

Anyone else suffer from UDI's.......... Unidentified drunken injuries, ive had bruises, cuts and even a break, all discovered the next day of such severity im sure i would have remembered recieving them.:-S

Guiness makes your poo black. ;-)

& why is it that after a skin full you never fancy an apple?

Explains why i cant remember much of my youth, think thunderbird was 17.5% ooh eewww yech at the thought. On the same vein(alcohol filled)why do some drinks give you alcomnesia and others you can be totally bladdered on and remember the whole night the next day in mortified horror?

Is she a human giraffe?

Having done quite a bit of driving long distances recently i have been right royally frustrated at the drivers who sit in the middle lane of the motorway when the left hand lane being totally free of traffic. No amount of flashing or indicating behind them will shift them from doing 70 or less in a lane designed to overtake slower vehicles in the left hand lane. The only response i got was anger or total lack disbelief that they are doing anything wrong. They are causing other drivers to break the law by undertaking. Ooh im getting quite angry thinking about it now. Are you a middle lane driver, if you are, can you tell me why? (6)

That'll learn you (sic) mind, ive always wanted curly hair.

Thanks ive PM'd Chick.

No, not Wagoners Walk or Hancocks Half hour........... I have been given an old square bakelite radio. I cant get any reception on it, am i being a total technodunce? It makes crackling noises when the tuning (LW &VHF/MW) button is turned. It has a VHF antenna socket in the back (2 small holes set horizontal one a little bigger than the other) however i dont have the antenna. I would like to get this working as it has great sentimental value for me. Any ideas, oh and i am a bit of a technophobe so go easy on me you techies.

So Boring i spent the afternoon cutting odd eyes out of magazines and sticking them inside the lenses of my glasses, random i know bit it made me giggle for ages...................... I know i need to get out more. PS you need to cut the out pupils if you want to walk around in them, I got some great looks on Sloane Street. :))

Today is pretty danm dull also, im all coffee'd out, ive even done some work! As we say in Yorkshire, "i mite go in't garden an chuck muck at me'sen"

Ahh cheers, poetic justice.

Does anyone know why there is a whole bunch od paparazzi camped out side a house on Wood Vale? Do you think the collective term for them is a click?

Looks like a prime one for A&E. "I was collecting my post naked, turned round and sliped, the next thing i knew the thumb of the handle inserted itself up my anus..."

He Hates everyone, miserable sod!

"At the end of the day" - My most hated expression. Caracterful - One for the estate agents. Disingenuous - Just say what you mean. I heard a great conversation between two seemingly 'it' girls. It went. 1st girl "Hes like really cool" 2nd girl " Yah, i know hes like so hot its unreal" So if he is only like hot he must be something else but not actually hot & if hes only like cool similarly hes not actually cool. Does that make him just warm and is that cool or hot?:-S

Apparently My neighbour lodged the compaint that it was causing his house to subsude..... its much nearer our block than his house. i suspect he didnt like the leaves or sycamore seeds on his car or in his garden!:(

Thunderbird, Red or Blue, think red was stronger some kind of fortified wine i remember.... oooh and very strong, im almost urging with the memory:(