Dee Woffaz

There are two i like side by side on Brook St W1. Next door to each other lived Handel & Jimi Hendrix. Could you just imagine if it was at the same time?

We used to do a "Music & Movement" hour, this involved crawling round the old parquet floor in the gym to random sounds & bits of music. There was also a programme on the radio (probably the wireless in those days) that told a story we had work books to accompany this with the words to songs in it. I still remember some of these now!

Hmmmmmmmm, i will remember that and use my teeth next time just for shits & giggles.

can you still get Soap on a Rope? Months of hanging round your bath taps leaving brightly coloured soap scum round the overflow until it cracked and eventually was thrown away....... Those were the days.

I once told a total stranger who took the toll money on the Tamar Bridge that i loved him....... Not not a show of affection, it was a mixture of "Lovely" & "Thank you" He seemed chuffed to bits, i couldnt drive off fast enough!

"Open by hand" This usually appears on plastic screw top bottles. It makes me want to shake the bottle especially if it contains a fizzy drink & open it with my teeth just to see what happens...................

Thanks for your advice & tips i am thinking ?400 ish. i looked on Gumtree, some of those rooms cost more than my mortgage!!!

I have been approached by a friend to see if i will rent out my spare room to his friends daughter. She has recently qualified as a solicitor & requires accomodation in London. I have a double room & she will share a bathroom with me. i live on Wood Vale so whilst transport isnt on the door step it is easy to get to both Forest Hill & the Dulwich stations. Having never lived in rented accomodation i have no idea what i should ask her for rent. Does anyone else have a lodger & how do you find it? what does your lodger expect to be in with the rent etc. Any tips would be appreciated. Thanks

Oh, get over yourselves! Ive been having botox expertly done for years and i know damn well that i dont look like ive got an overstretched plastic face, Im not on the slipery slope to full on plastic surgery & my whole face moves when i frown & laugh. It makes me feel better about myself & as shallow as it seems, im sure thats what it is all about. Just one tip though ladies & gents, never go to a wine tasting evening a couple of days after(look away now all you squeamish & unbelivers)youve had a couple of injections in your top lip! Bring on the abuse.................... Titter titter!

Thanks for that guys. Yes i was thinking of hard tail. Looked at a Specialised Myka, i quite liked that. I have looked at quite a few sites. My next issue is a rack for the boot of a small convertible car & have it modified to carry a bike, think ive got this in hand though. Many thanks again for your help & Bon3yard i will give you a yell when im up and running (sorry cycling) Dee x

Im thinking of taking up mountain biking. I am a complete novice, obviously i dont want to spend huge amounts of money as i do have a few old injuries & im not sure how well i will get on. Does anyone have any advice on bikes, equipment, clubs, areas that i could ride etc. Any do's don'ts anything will be apreciated. Thanks

Oh come on Chick, its not nice to call prostitutes Trolls. Ok, some you wouldnt take home to your mum but give em a chance.

Nothing sexy about rat pack biscuits, unless you dipped the biscuits brown in 'screech'. For those who dont know screech was a powdered fruit drink that was much akin to putting your tongue on the + terminal of a battery. RTA syndrome, you know you shouldnt but something just makes you.

Come on now, they look disgusting on, even though the grim part is covered with a dress & guilty because i feel i havent made the effort. Generally because when i put tights on im in a cant be bothered mood. Ok i know its only my underwear but if the wind were to blow up my skirt oh the shame!

Every now and then i will put on a pair of tights on instead of stockings, it almost disgusts me that they are so comfortable, snug and 'safe' feeling. I am however conscious all day of how grim they actually are. I would be mortified if anyone knew i was wearing tights, im sure no one would give it a second thought but its on my mind constantly. I every time i take them off i vow never to wear them again..............

Weston-Super-Mare..............

You cant do that its against my human rights!

I just know a 'Tool box talk' is going to grip my s#it everytime, & the one we all love 'Key performance indicators' or KPI's, f#ck em!(6)

This was the reason i didnt join the gym there for about a week i tried to get through numerous times a day. Unfortunately customer service is something that is failing in this country now.

I had 2 'while you were out' cards pushed through my letter box last week, i was in fact in but they didnt ring the bell, i would have heard it. I went to the sorting office collected one of my parcels but the other has vanished. I do discourage people from sending me things via royal mail as i rarely get it. Anything hand written and vaguely card like is bound not to turn up & small parcels that dont require a signature never do. i got so outraged last year i posted 5 fake small packaged to myself just to see if they did. Out of 5 1 turned up. A vary poor service royal mail(no capitals you dont deserve them)

I cant touch sticky or greasy food with my fingers & the thought of any food touching my palms makes me shudder. Cooking is a nightmare i have to have a tap running & have a roll of kitchen towel at the ready. As a baby apparently i wouldnt eat anything with my hands. I lived in the middle east for a number of years, this did cause some problems at meal times.

Hi, having had my R1, 1000cc yamaha stolen out of my locked garage in the summer i got Salsaboy to fit me a ground anchor in my garage, my new bike is well and truely locked down. I did however buy quite cheaply off ebay a padlock that once tampered with makes a noise that would frighten the pants off the vicars wife! i have attached this to the bike cover so if it is moved it will go off. When i take my bike out i use it as a disk lock. Hope this helps, if they really want it they will have it but lets make it more difficult for the scumbags that do this.

Simon, it was a little tongue in cheek, but i know id not want to sit there shivering. I'd have drunk my glass of wine before the bath was full then the problem arises of having to get out and fill it up again.:))

Always wondered how the water stayed in there when you opened the door to get in.........

More likely to be Yanks, esecially if its friendly fire............