Dee Woffaz

Personally i like the word TWAT you can spit it off your tongue with such meaning.::o

Nah had to check the dictionary just to make sure it was spelt right also.

oy! you are cheating; @#$%& is a 5 letter word.(6)

Two... Trampolines or miscreants?

Too right Annette Curtain "Dyslexics untie" :)) Id love to be there but im going away for the weekend to find some scantily clad young man to abuse.

Id love to dogfenneldill and maybe this time next year i will be, but im about to have a knee reconstruction from doing just that sort of thing for 20 odd years. I do agree with you though.(tu)

Just looked up all of the above gyms on the net, new fusion doesnt have parking which will be a must for me(knee reconstruction so wont be able to walk far)I was also on the phone for 20 minutes being transfered to lots of automated systems which pissed me off a bit. It looks like Hamlets for me, im not looking for trendy(do people use that word anymore?) or to pay extra for complementary shower gell. What i dont want is to be hanging round while a couple of queens & rent boys arrange a date, whilst lounging on the equipment i want to use, which is what i have at the gym i currently go to. Is anyone a member of Hamlets? Is it good, fair to crap, what do you think?

I have a Handbook on Wills on my bathroom bookshelf....

I saw a trampette(not a very small tramp) leaning against a wall on Dullwich Common road a couple of days ago. is there a phantom trampoline dumper in ED?

Hmmm, ive always fancied a bouncy castle and couple of gallons of baby oil, naked obviously. ;-)

Thanks Underhill_rick for this post i have been thinking the same. I recently moved to ED. I have always used Fitness First and am still a member. I work in central London and use the Kingley st one after work. I do want a local gym but need one that opens late in the evening preferably with parking. The one in Forest Hill next to sainsbury looks ok but only opens till 2100hrs. I will take a look at the Fusion gym when it opens next week.

I still maintain the definition of the perfect man is one who shags you senseless till 3 in the morning then turns into a pizza.

On the subject of Dolphins.... Do they have fat birds tattooed on their tits?

No its not you, for weeks i was singing "I love your ginger hair and the way you smell of p#ss" along with Amy Winehouse to Valerie.....:-S

Im with Nero every time. I do agree with Alan Medic, however nice little independent coffee houses dont usually sell a bucket of coffee that has you gibbering & shaking nicely by the time you get to the bottom. A couple of slurps out of a coffee cup with a fat rim and a so wide you could get your head in that is cold before youve got to your table isnt for me.

Oh no now im totally confused! I suppose a sherbet dib dab is the ultimate in debauchery and best avoided in all platonic situations.

Hmmm, variety being the spice of life and all that, I can see what you are saying. However, I think maybe if I gave marshmallows he might get the wrong idea. They do give off risqu? connotations. Marshmallow verses liquorish torpedo anyone?????.

Any one seen any liquorice torpedoes about? Its a friends birthday tomorrow and id like to buy him some. He bought me Shrimps for mine so it seems only right.

So, Huguenot, All your mates have very beautiful, proactive, generous and capable partners. Is yours a grabbing, vindictive, meglomaniac, subversive, jealous bully like me eh? Clearly you havent met me. :))

Woffaz... thats all im tellin ya, got a pretty dodgy name.

I wont drink instant coffee or 'Dust' as we call it in my family. Its quicker to use a drip filter machine. Mine is on timer so it is ready for me when i am out the shower in the morning. I usually buy a coffee from the chap in West Dulwich station on my way into work and have coffee at Nero about 1600hrs. As a treat i will grind beans & brew on the stove. I am a caffeine addict but to answer your question not everyone has got too lazy to make coffee. Starbucks burn their coffee, Costa is tasteless. Nero is my drug of choice.

Mark, i have recently moved into the area and live on a road off Lordship Lane. I have ordered quite a bit of stuff off the net and had to have 3 of the items resent. I contacted the seller who assured me they had been sent. I am having to have everything sent recorded which is a pain because i am not there to sign for it and have to go to the post office. I thought i was just unlucky. Good old royal mail eh, and they wonder why the Govt wants to privitise them.(6) If anyone from the post office is reading this, now is your chance to defend yourselves.

Love - Marmite, love it better on toast with mashed banana.... Hate - fried eggs...EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I can see where you are coming from Atticus, but always wondered where there was an 'r' in bath & path etc.

Are you saying that Dick Van-Dyke?s English accent as Bert in Mary Poppins didn?t have you fooled? Now he was a proper cheeky cockney chappy! :))