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It's not mocking her, it's mocking the whole response to that thread.

Pretty much *bob*, pretty much. But it's a crime God dammit!

You carry on fighting the good fight then.

PokerTime you are quite possibly the most humourless poster ever to grace this forum. Yes this is a very silly thread, that's the whole point. If it doesn't appeal to you why not just avoid?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That said, I'd never go to a 'pizza restaurant' > without kids. It'd be like going to Disneyland > without kids. So true. Pizza express is a great place to go with the kids, but why would you bother otherwise?

So what? I've mentioned lots of words in various places, it doesn't mean they relate to this incident. This was obviously not discreet or this thread wouldn't exist.

Mustard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So the people who don't see this as a big deal > think it's ok to urinate on artwork? How is that > discreet? One man's art is another man's toilet. But it's clearly not discreet and no one has said it was.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Really? Why on earth not? > > They are perfect pub food. Quick. Can be eaten > with hands. Salty. Savoury. Maybe a bit of chilli > heat. > > All encourages the punter to have another brewski. > Perfect. DC is spot on here IMO. I'm not someone that enjoys eating out in restraunts or pubs, I'm just not very foody, but sometimes you need something to keep the engine running (and soak up the booze), and pizza is ideal in those circumstances, for all the reasons DC gives, and the additional bonus that you can share one with a mate and split the cost.

What EP said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just made myself look terribly insensitive by pointing this out to someone.

I don't think anyone has said they actually like people pissing, they've just said it's not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things. And Nigello, why would not particul;arly caring about people having a piss mean that a person's house would be grubby? What a stupid thing to say. At the ed of the day there are two separate issues here as far as I can see. 1. Is it okay for a person to find somewhere discreet to have a wee if they really need to go? 2. Is it okay to pee right on a pavement in front of someone's house or something like that? For me they are two totally different things. Trying to find a little dark allyway is very different to just getting it out and pissing on someone's front fence.

"At My Funeral" I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten [CHORUS] Won't you come To my funeral when my days are done Life's not long And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground When my coffin is sealed and I'm safely 6 feet under Perhaps my friends will see fit then to judge me Oh when they pause to consider all my blunders I hope they won't be too quick to begrudge me If I should die before I wake up I pray that the Lord my soul will take but My body, my body - that's your job I can't be sure where I'm headed after death To heaven, hell, or beyond to that Great Vast But if I can I would like to meet my Maker There's one or two things I'd sure like to ask They're not everyone's cup of tea (in fact I'm not sure they're ANYone's cup of tea other than mine), but I always loved Crash Test Dummies lyrics, there's something very human and sweet about them.

PokerTime Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll bet he > wouldn't have done that at a sizeable bloke. I can't imagine a bloke inturrupting another bloke's pee.

Just apply common sense, and sensitivity Nigello and you'll be on the right track.

For the record, Cash's Hurt is awesome, I just wasn't sure if the poster realised it wasn't always his song.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know Fox... it's a paradox. I guess because many > pubs are tied, and therefore forced to pay > extortionate prices for drinks. Restaurants, on > the other hand, can buy drinks at wholesale price. And charge a bit more for them.

Er, really? I do hope not. "Hurt by Johnnie Cash" Sorry to be pedantic (and a bit of a knob) but Hurt isn't by Cash. I say this because I love the piano led version done by Trent Rezner, and Cash's version is the only one people know.

I like Spurs, but they're starting to lack serious class in the way they do business. Sherwood is a bit of a prick, but think he has deserved better treatment.

Sting really is about as unlikeable as they come in music. But anyway, back to funerals.

I thought ED was up and coming in 2003/04.

Surely Andy Summers would have deserved most of those royalties as it's the guitar riff that made it.

I am a man of constant sorrow... Ooo ooo, (I just) died in your arms tonight. Perfect for anyone that dies whilst "on the job".

If I was going for all out tears, I'd go for "Questions in a world of blue" by Julie Cruise (from Twin Peaks - Fire walk with me). In that setting I reckon that would get everyone sobbing.

EDLove Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it's quite easy to take a laissez faire > view on anti-social behaviour whilst living in a > part of the world that doesn't really have to see > it that often. If we were having to deal with > men/women p**sing (or worse) in public every day > or every week, I'm sure it wouldn't be quite so > easy to dismiss it. You're probably right, but we don't.

On the face of it I totally agree. But we never saw they way he acted (the cock waving bit) so I'd give the OP the benefit of the doubt about that. Although some of the paintings on walls around dulwich could do with a good strong thinning agent. Edited: Cross post, this was in response to Tr?

Nimrod is always a good one, but perhaps too overused. I quite like the idea of getting dry ice and a lighting rig and having something really sinister.