Louisa isn't alone in thinking this is a bit OTT. Okay, so peeing in a public place is far from ideal, but most of us have done it at some stage. And it's not just men, I know loads of women who's squatted behind a parked car at 2am when they couldn't hang on. Not great, not nice, I'm sure we'd all rather make it home, but not the end of the world. If on the other hand the guy really did turn towards the OP and wave his cock around in a leery manner, he's a twat and needs a slap. But I suspect he was just completel;y shit faced.