Alan Medic

I doubt that.

In the interest of balance PD should you not have mentioned the dodgy decision that denied Sunderland a goal yesterday instead of just having a pop at the Mancs? Both decisions were awful.

Given that was Ozil's first game in the PL, what's your point? Every player is 'unproven' in the PL before they have played a game if you think football in one league is so different to that in another.

No harm in starting somewhere though.

I've pushed the boat out and gone for 10 correct scores this weekend. #headingtothetop

Ozil it seems has the best passing success rate in Europe. What you need from a midfielder. Why did United not buy him if he was offered to them in the Summer? Beats me.

Define 'a bit'?

Well Polly,you may as well update us about the last 6 years. Has it gone well?

Ripples - Genesis

As I surf the forum I'm enjoying Close to the Edge, Yes.

She's dead. ETA Ok, that's spoiling the party a bit. Me dear mum has been gone a long time so please carry on talking about Christmas 3.763 months in advance if you want to.

I only watch recorded tele unless it's sport so I don't know what you are not talking about. I'm about 8 episodes behind with Holby City so don't spoil it for me. Avid watcher of Neighbours though.I worry about the plot sometimes.But not that much really.

I don't want to spoil the party but could be dead before Christmas......

It's a sales ploy I bet!

What happened to the shelf?

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You still use a cheque/paying in book? Where do > you bank? The 20th Century? How do you pay a cheque into the bank?

The non existence of cheque/paying in books for left handers. Filling in a stub is nearly frigging impossible.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My only bet on the footie this year is 20 squids > on Liverpool at 33s..... Come on Brendans boys. To do what Mick?

Seems Rooney is out of today's game and England's too. A clash of heads in training leading to a lot of stitches.

Why were you wearing ????'s watch. Is there something we should know?

I really hope you are.

I'm really not watching it. What is it?

fernado Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the phrase "shabby chic" The phrase? More like the reality. Them birds what don't dress well do me ead in.

Man City 4 Hull 0 Cardiff 1 Everton 1 Newcastle 2 Fulham 1 Norwich 3 Southampton 1 West Ham 2 Stoke 1 Crystal Palace 1 Sunderland 1 Liverpool 0 Man Utd 1 West Brom 1 Swansea 2 Arsenal 3 Tottenham 2

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