Alan Medic

Ozil it seems has the best passing success rate in Europe. What you need from a midfielder. Why did United not buy him if he was offered to them in the Summer? Beats me.

Define 'a bit'?

Well Polly,you may as well update us about the last 6 years. Has it gone well?

Ripples - Genesis

As I surf the forum I'm enjoying Close to the Edge, Yes.

She's dead. ETA Ok, that's spoiling the party a bit. Me dear mum has been gone a long time so please carry on talking about Christmas 3.763 months in advance if you want to.

I only watch recorded tele unless it's sport so I don't know what you are not talking about. I'm about 8 episodes behind with Holby City so don't spoil it for me. Avid watcher of Neighbours though.I worry about the plot sometimes.But not that much really.

I don't want to spoil the party but could be dead before Christmas......

It's a sales ploy I bet!

What happened to the shelf?

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You still use a cheque/paying in book? Where do > you bank? The 20th Century? How do you pay a cheque into the bank?

The non existence of cheque/paying in books for left handers. Filling in a stub is nearly frigging impossible.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My only bet on the footie this year is 20 squids > on Liverpool at 33s..... Come on Brendans boys. To do what Mick?

Seems Rooney is out of today's game and England's too. A clash of heads in training leading to a lot of stitches.

Why were you wearing ????'s watch. Is there something we should know?

I really hope you are.

I'm really not watching it. What is it?

fernado Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the phrase "shabby chic" The phrase? More like the reality. Them birds what don't dress well do me ead in.

Man City 4 Hull 0 Cardiff 1 Everton 1 Newcastle 2 Fulham 1 Norwich 3 Southampton 1 West Ham 2 Stoke 1 Crystal Palace 1 Sunderland 1 Liverpool 0 Man Utd 1 West Brom 1 Swansea 2 Arsenal 3 Tottenham 2

. ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. Regards, John Cleese , British writer, actor and tall person And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC. Life is too short...

Right EP. A great story it was too.

This character was based on a real person in both a book and a movie. Both won awards though the movie award offers the greater clue. An Australian and an Irishman were involved in telling his story in words and on the screen.

Agree. If you're a juvenile.....

No. My post was referring to your use of language. Name calling is juvenile in my opinion.

I did some research. Steve Waller.