Alan Medic

It's not the feckin 12th yet is it?

Annette, did you miss not ever being a teenage boy?

It's the bees knees!

Most people weren't here when you had your Day 1 ????!

Who said this 'event' has anything to do with music? I reckon it is a religious event and Nette wants to find God. What's more she thinks she is more likely to from the front row where she will be closer to the preacher. Go for it Nette, you only have one life that can be confirmed. Just imagine you may well end up doing the work of God when you rise up out of your wheelchair and convert the disbelievers at the back. Praise the Lord.

eucalyptus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Once they had no toothpaste for over a week. Lets hope we don't run out of dentists in ED then.

Given the news on the other thread Chick, does your lost Queen Bee have any identifying marks?

I'd be honoured to be abused this way. Not many threads make me laugh but the Jester has lived up to his name. Brilliant thread J.

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Chick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Medic Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Your son is old enough to carry a big > trampoline > > on his own? > > Yes, I am very old and he is very big. Thank you > for asking. I think you've changed your story since this post Chick! Do you think the departure of the queen bee is some sort of karma?

?40 isn't cheap if it flies away. Chick has probably paid ?80 for the same well trained homing bee.

How would the arrival of a large trampoline look to a queen bee? Have you thought about that? I bet you haven't! PS Do the RSPCA have anything to say about this habit of clipping a bees wings?

Sorry for your loss Brummie.

Isn't there one of those on NC Road?

Indeed. Have you made the tea yet?

Moso's wept?

No..........and I'm bailing out. It's no laugh.

Oh dear. My old mans solution for something new was to drink whiskey. That man got lost in some of the finest cities in the world, Dublin, Seville and Oslo. I'm not sure which is worse in your situation. Not drinking at all or drinking too much! I'd suggest getting rid of the bears would be easier with a supply of fish to feed them with. Fish for your lives!

frankie..........look it up ya lazy drunken hungover git

Everyone around here except Sue has lost a cat at least once.

Women do not know what being male is. I'm not saying that gives a male any right to assult a female. A child does not know what will happen if it puts its hand in the fire, until its too late. Instead of just marching to make people aware and stopping just one rape, what about making women aware of the power they have to stop one rape by dressing differently. Be a slut but don't expect respect for it from a man or a woman. Women get raped by other women too. It's not just men.

Any chance of a patronising pit MP?