Michael Palaeologus

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I have never been in any of the pubs :-$

Well, do you know, I think it may have been Keef who identified an absolutely justifiable need to replace those vital bodily fluids :)) and Mrs Keef got the chips in

Yes I think that the parade on ED Road is safe - it services the immediate needs of the immediate population and they do that well, Altima Court has 70+ flats just opposite (including mine) and that should help keep things going. The Green just had a bad rep and restaurants with a bad rep will not survive in ED. Karter has given us an insight into the specific issues with the cafe. Perhaps a new owner will bring back its success?

*Think of Heath Ledger DM before you take those pills and wash them down with gin and whisky* *A good dose of Batdog would cheer her up, but I fear he is in Iraq selling guns to the natives*

You shouldnt have a problem in April with the sun. Go south. Keycmp have sights in the Languedoc, I believe Ryanair fly to Carcassone. They also have sites in North Eastern Spain - you could fly to Barcelona or one of the coastal holiday airports. There are also sites in Tuscany, South Western France and on Sardinia.

The after game drink at the Plough was a elcome addition to the agenda!

Who was that perpetually drunken Canadian that used to hang out there?

or join the gym at Goose Green and play squash at Dulwich Hamlet.

Sorry folks - we forgot to revive the thread before we played tonight and so were 2 down having booked 2 courts. For next Wednesday we have 2 courts booked and 1 slot - who would like to play?

Have you thought of a continental camp site? Keycamp, Eurocamp, Siblu etc. They have great sites in interesting place and are geared up to keep young kids entertained. Nowadays they all have mobile homes with the usual facilities, I have stayed in many of them and they are of good. You could get a cheap flight to the South of France or Italy and pick up a hire car.

*As the shadows fall, candles are lit around the bed of DM* *Michael Palaeologus enters wearing a black Victorian suit, high collar shirt and a black top hat with a black silk scarf tied around it* *How is the blessed DM? Are we near the end? It will be a blessed release*

*Thats not lettuce - thats kraut - surprisingly emjoyable when pickled*

Welcome Colonials! For the land of the free you dont half seem to make a meal of elections - this Presidential thing seems to be taking as long as one of your "Football" games - do the adverts make it longer than it otherwise would be? Get yourselves a Monarch - no farting about with expensive campaigns, just a cheap way of ensuring that the dynasty stays at the top of the shop - which is what you chaps do really - Bush clan, Kennedy clan, Clinton clan (?). When are ou going to get a President that has the balls to stand up and say "Lets stop shooting each other - we dont actually need to own guns anymore" ?

*Ah Alfornun, welcome, have a schnapps, the tin-hat looks a little silly. You can take it off in the Quiet Room, armour is only needed when DM is feelng frisky and has had Batdogs teeth sharepened*

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*Hello Chums - I am just back from Berlin - have a Schapps* *Dulwichmum wassamatterden? Have a whole bottle of Schapps - that will cheer you up* *Like the Lederhosen? They do go with my awesome shins I think*

Hibbs said: What a Turkish woman? Dear thing - you were rather lead into that one ;-) ! :))

CWALD your back lawn is in need of good dose of chicken poo.

I remember buying Dulwichmum a glass of CPT white - I spilt a drop on the bar and the varnish started to bubble. DM loved it.

Northern Exposure Dead Like Me

A Keef Collective

Brush up your Pool skills ifou go to The Spot - in a nice way, its a great way for getting to know the regulars.

For next Wednesday we have booked 2 courts and need an extra 5 people. From the discussions earlier, we make those extra people as: Mr and Mrs Keef Keefs sister Asset Floating Onion Could you confirm or otherwise so that we can let others have a go if need be. Ta

You must be very proud :))