Michael Palaeologus

I think we may have to have Woofie's nuts off. He is getting far too aggressive.

Bump!

You dont love us any more Mr Lurker...

Quidsyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - hang your head in shame. I dont care how many people laughed.

Looks like 8ish so far.

Of course, this may have been an example of somebody just getting carried away with themselves rather than an attempt to do something downright missleading. Whoever it was might PM you if you want them to ... I have no connection with this Chateau or indeed any others. Many other fine Chateaux are available in France, Quebec and former French colonies; and probably Belgium and Monaco. Bonne.

So busted.

British rubber - from Malaysia - part of Empire. For India - the British Empire invented tea For Kenya - coffee For Canada - maple syrup For Australia - Marmite (Vegemite is an aboration for which they dont deserve our Royal Family) For New Zealand - frozen lamb For South Africa - dried beef For Jamaica - Cadburys Old Jamaica chocolate For Bermuda - hot pepper sauce (I have recently discovered) For America - turkey For Ireland - spuds All of which can be found in a good Tuck shop, all thanks to Empire.

Hi Jennie Your are 29 Newly single No kids Which bit would you like help with?

.. and they cant event spell "Craft" proper. The Curly Wurly is one of Britains gifts to the world, like the railway, pennicilin and the Empire. Not surprising that the yanks want to get rid of it.

The Lane does seem to be a bit quiet at the moment. People are still paying off their credit cards after Christmas. The Forum has monthly drinks and a monthly curry club which are well attended and are a good way of meeting people, there are a variety of sports, social and art activities that are advertised in the "Whats on" section. Its a great place to live with that rare commodity - a sense of community. Of course most of us are blow-ins but the born and bred EDites can be identified by their pearly jackets, bandy legs (a diet of eels and mash) and are often seen in and around the Crystal Palace Tavern.

Amazing that a lady of East Dulwich would participate in such a practice, if perchance it was not a life saving procedure. Must have been from Peckham. HAL, I suspect that it is no lack of prudishness, its just most of them dont understand to what we are alluding, much like Queen Victoria.

Brum, the answer is obvious. In these times of global warming, exotic beasties are invading our shores. Tiger Clams are crawling up our sewerage pipes, panthers follow Keef around the streets of Sydenham. Clearly, a poisonous serpent has slipped into the car unseen and had then lurked in the footwell of the drivers seat waiting for a dastardly opportunity. The driver, in his innocence, had leapt into his Motor, started his engine, changed gear, enraged the snake and was then bitten on the todger for his pains. The young lady then had no choice but to suck out the poison. Not wishing to ingest the poison, she would have then, well, erm ... BRUM - DID YOU SEE HER SPIT??

Quite alot of Parsley Sauce mixes.

Ladymuck is well named. Thats all I am saying. Thats all.

THE balloon Daizie. THE balloon.

"Its a teasing, taunting, tantalising ball ..." "They'll be dancing in the streets of Auchtermuchty tonight .." Rest in peace indeed

Lovely patina PGC; and I believe that the original makers mark can be found, with careful scrutinisation, on your base.

Thanks for the clarification Tessa's Office - we look forward to the swift ending of Capital Connect's woes - one way or the other

Woofie is just a big fluffy Chihuahua, lots of barking but he cant bite very hard because all his teeth have fallen out; and Yes, that was mean spirited.

Dried potato powder, tins of mixed veg, tins of minced beef in gravy - ingredients for Shugborough Hash. In case, well, if the balloon were ever to go up.

Ooooh - Admin slaps your legs!! Still, funny though. Poor Boo, her Mum must be mortified

What is the point of having a Minister as our MP, if that status then stops our MP from engaging in appropriate Parliamentary activities? TJMP - where are your priorities in this election year?

Raises a hand in salute to the cork strewn rim of my bush-hat.

OK Swadesh - give it your best shot ... Next Curry Club - 26 January 2010 at Swadesh