Frankito

Have there been any new trampoline sightings today?

I wish they would drop one off in my street, I could do with a good bounce.

It's all a nonsense I say. I remember my younger sister refused to sit one of her many driving tests because she din't see enough magpies in her front garden on the big day. Fast forward ten years and she is now a Jehovah's Witness. *pulls nit from scalp and hungrily bites the head off it cackling whilst he chews*

*followed closely behind by The Curtain, bright green ten inch stiletos and not much else*

The Banksy sausage thing is rather creepy.

Gosh, and now tyere are two of them... The plot thickens. Could this get any better? I wish someone would bring me a trampoline, seems like GG is the place to go for a freebie!

It is ok to politely decline, better that than commit to something that creates unnecessary stress. Perhaps a wee call to your brother before you send the invitation just to forewarn him of your decision may help to lessen any negative reaction.

It really depends what you are after. ESPH in LL is probably the coolest in terms os set-up and class offerings. This is reflected in the price as it is also the most expensive. Fusion gym in East Dulwich rd is a good all-rounder. When the gym part finally opens up in a few weeks it looks like it will be very good. You can get a membership that covers all Fusion gyms in the borough (including Brockwell) which is worth it if yoy think you will use the others. In order to use them all you have to join at Brockwell which is slightly more expensive, but still under ?50 pcm which isn't too bad. There is a smaller gym at Dulwich Hamlets football club next to Sainsbury's which is ok, a bit cheaper but not as big. Suffice to say that there is enough to choose from in ED, you just need to decide what you are after and how much you want to pay. My preference has always been Fusion ED as they open until ten week days and 8-5/6 weekends.

Runt? Now why would Mummy go and buy you a mug with that on it?

It really varies, I am in the next street down. Never before 12 ( when I am home at least)..

I don't ever want this thread to end.. (?)

I don't ever want this thread to end.. (?)

Magdalen is nice but I think you need to book in advance as it is tres popular. Pop down Bermondsey Street where you will find loads of cool eateries. My all-time favourite there is Village East.

Wee berries, look what you have gone and done - they are all mad. I think it's time you calmed the peoples with some feedback; your recent abscence is creating havoc.

2 more days off work, she can strip tease down Pall Mall for all I care.... Yippee!

You have dogs too? This is going to be some party....

Did someone mention a Waitrose....?

And here I thought it was only me on the receiving end of The Medicmeister! Hail.

Yawn *pees in the dorner again*

It's in the diary, thanks Med...>:D

Medic, where has your sense of humour gone?

Group hug? >:D

I bow in deference.

I think you have to back it up tp a detachable hard drive and then download again onto the new machine. *pees in the corner*

If my Mum brought me something home from a Charity Shop I would put myself up for adoption *pees in the corner*