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I saw mini turtles sunbathing on the little island in the duck pond of the japanese garden. Very cute.

The Milly story is truly horrifying but should be kept separate from the other issue regarding newspapers and the lengths they go to for a 'scoop'. Nothing surprises and nor will it ever with that lot. And as for The Southwark News, dear Lord, last time I was feeling so bored that I was chomping my way through my own eyeballs, even then I was reaching for the special self-harm only knife. Even my dog preferred to piss on the floor and face Daddy wrath than humiliate her private parts by squatting so close to shit that wasn't her own!

Curtain girl, I was thinking more frivolous than philosophy cos I is fik.. Snakes eating themselves... Are you serious? That wouldn't make for a very good family pet? Where does one begin the grieving process?

King's Rd is where I take all my tourists. It means I get to enjoy myself too.

Point to note: if your service goes down for any length of time, contact Virgin and demand they take somemoney off your monthly bill. My monthly bill with them is over ?80 but never sure what that is made up of as there are so many different parts to ?30 per month off due to tv/ broadband not working.. Funnily enough, since then no issues. Coincidence or what?

I have never understood the fascination for snakes..

Get you Maxxi being all militant. More more more>:D

Oh my word....

Fair point, I do have a dog who takes up a fair deal of my time. Hmmm, I sense a Christmas present... I used to have fresh water fish years ago and I found cleaning the tank a bit of a mission. But I did love watching the fish, very calming. I also loved watching my cat at the time who was transfixed by them. She used to stalk the little ones round the tank. We do think she stared/ scared a few of them to death but hey ho, that's nature for you.

Respect to those three lads, what a tragic story. :'(

Bless you Languageloungerm not only are you teaching us to be polyglots but you are also providing us with jobs too.

What is worse than Oh my God is OMG...

Interesting reading and lots of things I didn't know. I keep thinking about getting one but it is so much work.

Why don't wejustgive out Kindles to all who need them and run virtual libraries instead..? Move with the times and not with the moths...>:D

I wanna meet this guy, well more the parrot actually. And if it talks too.. Brill. And a few swear words: devotion! Where is he?

I saw a rat with an oyster card once, evolution in motion.

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Hilarious doubler by the max and the nette..

I have two points to make in response to the above: 1- talking to this man obviously hasn't worked in the past and if it had, this poor wee cat wouldn't have died under such horrific circumstances. How many more innocent animals are at risk\ will be injured whilst these animals are allowed to run free by this ignorant idiot. This isn't a witch hunt, it's an opportunity to do some proactive (or would that be rwactive now given the circumstances...?). 2- on the point re all dogs being killers... Only in the same way as humans are killers.. Applying that same logic I guess you could say that kids aren't safe either from any adult as we too have the potential to kill. Are all dogs killers by instinct? No? Am I wrong? Perhaps but someone needs to prove it beyond reasonable doubt before I will even consider it. I am a dog person through and through although very realistic about the potential threat an untrained or misguided dog however all dogs in my experience who have been properly nurtured and disciplined would never randomly attack a person unless placed under considerable threat of attack. Yes there are devil dogs out there and devil owners too but to tarnish all of our four legged friends with that one brush is to create unnecessary hysteria. End rant! L'enfern c'est les autres indeed! Grrrr...

Mamey, how many profiles do u have on here? Gentle reminder, pls stop PM'ing me, I don't know who you are and have no interest in meeting you.. Rant over... Grrrr!

My earliest memory of London is from 1997 when I stepped off the train at Euston, fresh from University, full of hope and excitement at being in the centre of the universe. And the next night being given 'something' in a club that had me up on a stage in some big nightclub with thousands of sweaty freaks, talking the hind legs off anyone who happened to be carrying glo sticks or water.. Hmmmm... An experience I never repeated! Fast forward a few years, it has all turned out well and London is home.

Shitty dog versus snotty kid WWF-style fighting today Dulwich Park opposite the American Gardens, east-side. Bring your mutts, bring you sprogs and let's have a fight off. Prizes for the most aggressive beast (two or four legged) and also for the most original costume. Mine is going dressed as Luchalibre, cape and all. Refreshments will be served, kindly donated by Co-op LL (all out of date shit so no need to applaud).

Don't you hold back there old boy... There is nowt wrong with being a Euro sceptic per se however I partially agree (only partually mind) that it is both sad and boring to take apparent delight in the misery of others.

Errrrr, kill it? We found a rat in our outside drain one day and it was the size of a big cat. It had drowned thank God but I couldn't get over how big and fugly it was. I can't imagine what I would do if Iwere to wake up and find that trotting about my bedroom. Or, worse still, with it's wee face on the pillow next to mine, nose and snout touching... Dear God, I think I am having a panic attack.

Double G, if you want to smash sell-by date records I challenge you to pop into the Forest Hill Rd branch as two week old perishables is about as fresh as it gets there. Bring on The Waitrose.. Wasn't there a programme recently where some local types formed a non-Co-op co-operative..? Perhaps we should take control and set up our own Waitrose commune. I wanna work the tills, I have always been drawn to that as a career but never had the guts to Just Do It.