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Totally agree Mrs M...

What a faux pas, Waitrose indeed.. No more slut-walking for you dear.

What an awful story. B*****ds like him give the majority of us responsible shit-lifting dog owners... He must know what his dogs are capable of and to let them do something like this, he deserves to be prosecuted and to have the dogs taken off him. Poor little cat.. X

I just wanna know where the M&S is going to be. Tempted to knock my own house down and build me own. Less hassle..

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*maxxi scuttles off up Peckham High Street covered in police tape like Lady Gaga, fighting off the locals as she runs towards the park... Freedom on her mind*

Sorry, what time is the official reopening? I keep forgetting..

I own some M&S shirts and jumpers... Does that make me wrong? Bugger, off to Dulwich Park with me crazy dog, don't wanna be late!

Hilarious......! More more more >:D

Maxxi, you are my fashion inspiration, how tou manage to rustle up tgat looks is nothing short of genius.. Post pics

It's dog versus child so it would appear.. A one man's battle... Hilarious! If I thought it was worth something I would give my tuppence but best that one of us act like an adult. It's been grwat chatting to you Mule, keep up the banter as it makes for entertaining reading..>:D

Save the playground psychology for the kids dear *pees in the corner*

Lady (hear me tonight) - Modjo Lullaby (extended mix) - The Cure Black and Gold - Sam Sparro

Squeaky, my intention wasn't to be dismissive, more me having a moan at all the golden oldie suggestions. I need to have a good think about my three, I will update shortly..

Could you expand on 'the worst kind of people'? Surely those are the kinds of people under the microscope on this thread and not 'normal' people who are expressing opinions which don't always marry with yours. Healthy debate is to be enjoyed and shared so get on the bus and chill out dude!

Muley eh, thanks for the advice but next time you want to go off on a random tangent, do so to yiyr own kids and not to me. I don't have an issue with being asked to keep my dog under control and I certainly wouldn't take offence to being asked politely to mind my dog in front of small kids. My disgust was more at the use the term shit machine. How you managed to infer so many things from my previous post amazes me.. Perspective eh.... The irony is almost humorous..

Good point Maxxilicious. I will save le entertainment until after the cheeseboard has been cleared. I tried getting the dog to disco dance with me (like the crazies do on Britain's Got Talent). After three hours of Super Trouper I have concluded that she is not a dancer - four left feet. Grrrrrr!

Didn't you want to gouge her eyes out with a whole lobster, the cheeky mare? Are they going to turn the Co-op in LL into a Waitrose too then? Happy days... As long as they don't keep any of the staff eh!

Totally agree. I am keen to understand what this 'type' is that The Fusion elite are so keen to discourage. Mind you it's probably not in their interest to be transparent on this as it would probably raise eyebrows. Can't they dedicate one of the many little rooms to free weights for whoever may be interested and keep a Tasr under the front desk for anyone who may look undesirable?

Bin 'em and remember the good times and move on my son. There is no such thing as lucky pants, it's all in the mind.

I think all wheels should be removed at the park entrance to ensure the 5 mph rule is maintained. Anyone caught running on tarmac with bike frame will be set upon by the angry pack of feral dingos who have made the park their home.

Gosh, this is going to be one hell of a dance-off with tack like that.

Brilliant! Me shaking my maracas in one hand and opening two bottles of wine simultaneously with t'other..

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Here here, Hackers! :)-D