'so that I don't have to drag the rotten shit machines away from my child' That says more about you than anything else dear... I would love to see you drag my dog away, I would bite you myself..
Regret: I think the devil has taken control of my ipad tonight... I have been naughty! *head spins three times, eyes glow like baby ewok, fangs appear*
kellygirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > if that gym is open by july i'll drink the pool... Kelza, would you like a straw with that?
Hmmm, my boss isn't invited as that would be dangerous. I would prefer a non-combat option as there are ladies coming and I coyldn't hit them, even if I wanted to and sometimes, trust me I do. I was thinking of getting someone musical in ( not Mary Poppins) or some actor types who can engage us in some interactive role play.
Maxxi, how very dare you, we are not a hippy commune.. More like Blackberries in the bowl but no, crap, I don't do that kind of stuff. I can see I am not going to get much help here, time for plan B.
Sat 6thAug evening I am hosting a Come Dine with me extravaganza at home and I need to win. I have a killer menu but need some decent entertainment. Anyone up for the job? I will pay...