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Salsaboy

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  1. What Quids said - ELO & 10CC - superb back catalogue and way ahead of the crowd at the time.
  2. I would give one piece of advice. Do not use a Saniflo or any other sort of macerator. They are quite literally shite!
  3. Salsaboy

    a joke

    Want to know how to make a woman go 'mmmmmmmmmmm' all night long? Gaffer tape.
  4. From SE23.com forum: "This has the look of a scam. I was visited by a woman claiming that they had been asked to inspect the external walls of all the houses in my street. I did not give my name or telephone number and was left with a piece of yellow A5 card "Certificate of Entitlement". At the bottom it has "Red Ball Marketing Ltd. Red Top House, 106 London Street, Reading, RG1 4SJ Tel: 0845 643 574 This promotion is provided by Red Ball Marketing Ltd for the Bayer Global Group's Licensed Service Provider Programme. http://www.bayerglobal.com ". 1. No company called "Red Ball Marketing" is registered at Companies House (check http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk ) 2. The only Google 'hit' for "Red Ball Marketing Ltd" brought up this site. 3. I cannot connect to http://www.bayerglobal.com ("Oops! Internet Explorer could not connect to http://www.bayerglobal.com"). 4. Whois shows that http://www.bayerglobal.com is registered to an American address as follows: Registrant: Mark Bayer 27 Arcadia Road Natick Ma 01760 Natick, Ma 01760 US Registrar: NAMESDIRECT Domain Name: BAYERGLOBAL.COM Created on: 08-DEC-01 Expires on: 08-DEC-11 Last Updated on: 18-NOV-10 Administrative, Technical Contact: Bayer, Mark 27 Arcadia Road Natick Ma 01760 Natick, Ma 01760 US 508-655-2202 5. The genuine Bayer company (HQ in Leverkusen, Germany), who do use the name Bayer Global Group, have no connection with this marketing campaign. The genuine Bayer use http://www.bayer.co.uk and http://www.bayer.com . 6. Red Ball Marketing Ltd use a calling line ID of 020 8732 5100. A Google search reveals that this is the number for a company called "Mosaic ERP Systems Limited" (company number 00743006, refer to the Companies House website). The accounts are reported as "Next Accounts Due: 31/12/2010 OVERDUE". 7. A Google search for "Mosaic ERP ..." brings up a few pre-selected search options that include "mosaic erp systems complaints". This search option brings up 47,000 entries. In the top six are grumbletext.co.uk, complaintsboard.com, complaints.com and BBC - Watchdog: Rogue Traders. Draw your own conclusions".
  5. Wife
  6. gear
  7. Eight
  8. Shin
  9. Stock
  10. Do they sell Foie Gras?
  11. Salsaboy

    a joke

    My girlfriend said to me 'as it's Valentines night, can we try a different position?' 'Ok' says I, so we ended up with her sitting on the sofa watching the football and drinking lager and me doing the ironing.
  12. Ahhh, that'll be The Phantom. Don't ever look out to try and see him...........
  13. M&S dine in for 2 valentine special. Starter, main, side, dessert, bottle of vino, box of choccies. ?20 all in. Sorted.
  14. California
  15. Never happens, too much chance of a ricochet. p_glover Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > tyres shot out maybe?
  16. Considered a pest by some. Noisy too.
  17. F1 this year. Who's it gonna be? Quite fancy Jenson for it this year.
  18. Salsaboy

    a joke

    I heeded Government advice; 'Anyone travelling in icy conditions should take the following:- shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (scarf, hat, gloves.) 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare batteries, safety triangle, tow rope, petrol can,1st aid kit, jump leads...! I felt such a tosser on the bus this morning!!
  19. Slowly.
  20. Pork
  21. Larry
  22. 2 feet of snow here -
  23. http://www.hemmy.net/images/games/pacmanchart.jpg
  24. Dish
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