Salsaboy

Bacon makes everything better.

Plumbing does not require qualifications.

I had it at the start of this year. It's nasty and really knocks you for a few days. It also spreads like wildfire so the best advice is to lock yourself in the bog and drink lots of water. If you can manage to eat dry white toast is about the best.

2 of the little shitbag cars with cameras on LL this morning. Kerching!

mmmmm icy breeze, kilt.

Mansion

I think that movement sensitve lights only help the little gits to see what they are doing.

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want to.

Snow

Norovirus possibly?

Ooooo tell us more!! susierose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maybe a night of ghost hunting would be good!!!! > love to have a night in a Big haunted house! altho > mine was haunted and i had to leave due crazy > stuff happning! :-)

I can personally vouch for Ian. I've known him for a few years and he is a fantastic photographer and an all round nice guy. ianmac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Looks interesting; I'm a pro photographer living > in Sydenham Hill, shot a lot of naked portraits > (www.revereimages.com) and would be interested in > shooting pictures for you if you'd like (I know > that might sound a bit pervy bit it's really not, > honest!) - I'd like an ongoing local project > Ian

Not any more!

I went to the works xmas do last night and got completely pissed. Woke up this morning in bed with a sweaty fat bird who was snoring like a hippo. Thank feck I made it home ok.

Tunis?

Anything to do with gervais leaves me cold, the smug faced fat bastard.

Fin

Move the motorbike when it's parked there.

All ok now apart from the Porsche parked in someone's front garden. Seems to have demolished part of the building as well.

Buy everybody a fivers worth of lotto scratchcards. Everyone loves a scratchy.

There is a certain road in Bromley, about 5 minutes walk from the town centre, where although it is pay and display parking bays, due to unknown reasons, the traffic wardens are not allowed to issue tickets if you are parked in a bay without paying but are allowed to issue tickets if you park on the yellow lines. If you do get a ticket for parking in a bay without paying, you just appeal it with the council mentioning the name of the road and it's cancelled. Fantastic at this time of year, no car park queueing.

Mars

SA302

Gervais

Mad world - Tears for Fears