Salsaboy
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Have you been away?
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Over-ride the safety switch on your microwave and then 7 minutes on full power with your head inside softens up the skin nicely for the electric planer to take off the stubble. Then a good dousing of Veet for men, mixed with iron filings and stinging nettles to freshen up the skin. Sorted.
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Woodrot talks sense.
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You're all wimps. I use a rotary wire brush in a 2500 watt power drill to get rid of my stubble, including the stuff on my face. Then a good strong brine mix to tone up the skin.
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Should have taken you to a page with tyre pressures on - sorry. Couldn't have cut & paste properly! Try this one!
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Try this.
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Gang activity.
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Thank goodness it's raining because we need the rain seeing as we're in a drought.
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Waiting for M&S on LL?
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Clown activity.
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What's wrong with a pussy or 2?
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Macaroni cheese made with strong cheddar. Fry bacon bits until crispy. Mix in. Into oven proof dish, cover with generous amount of fresh breadcrumbs mixed with grated parmesan and bake until golden and crispy. To drink - Sam Adams Boston lager. Sorted B)
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Got any chips, just in case?
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Nice hairstyle!
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Nah, just the cheese eating surrender monkeys across the channel.
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Passion
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@jamie3 - not needed @ the e dealer.
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The French 1
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is it illegal to save parking spaces?
Salsaboy replied to whatever's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
How private?? -
I was in the gym this afternoon when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway, she has now made a formal complaint and I've been banned for life.
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is it illegal to save parking spaces?
Salsaboy replied to whatever's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Just move the bins to the end of the road. Works best if the bins have house numbers on them, which I suspect they will have. -
Could be worse. Could be a Lidl or Aldi!
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Fantastic. I watched one guy go back and forth 7 times in the space of 2 minutes.
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city news 'oil of psalm' mailing recently recieved
Salsaboy replied to Thomas Micklewright's topic in The Lounge
Can you get it with a hint of basil? -
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