Salsaboy

Headshots are too difficult. Better to put 2 or 3 rounds into the centre body mass. Allegedly.

Has a snake got a bottom?

Gawd Bless 'Er. No really.

Oh yes. People on the phone whilst driving. Don't get me started on that subject.

It's on the market for about ?1.4 million.

Bus drivers. They think that they have a right to just pull out whenever and where ever they want.

Bud

He's been charged with perjury.

Nooo. I have already declared my love.

Send in the Clowns.

I've never trusted them. Always looked a bit shifty to me.

Read all about it.

guide

Or even just a buff and polish??

?15 to go and see something I've already paid for via my taxes? Bloody cheek.

Why don't you just ask her if she fancies a shag? At least that way you'll know if she's interested.

How dare people enjoy themselves on a hot sunny day.

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Can you eat crows? And if so, do they make you fart?

My understanding is that the church of England is one of the wealthiest organizations in the UK. On the very rare occaisions I go to church, having been a regular church goer before I realised what a sham it all is, there is the offering (pass the plate round in the service), collection boxes as you exit and even a 'voluntary contribution' towards tea and biccies. You only have to look at the outfits of Bishops and up to see how rich the church is, showing off it's wealth. I always thought that the alleged jesus was a simple man, living a simple, plain life. Not as it is today.

DJ Quids picks another winner!

Strawberries with black pepper and mint. mmmmmm

For instant tea any time of the day or night, empty a box of teabags into your hot water tank and hey presto hot tea on tap!

The church as a whole can afford it, the amount of money they fleece you for at services.