Salsaboy
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You seem to be doing alright now. the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Since my warning the forum of possible thieves I > cant seem to be able to post anymore.
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Venice, then the Orient Express back to London. Ever tried shagging on a moving train?
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Tanks for that!
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From Urban Dictionary: "Screech Lemon powder from a MOD ration pack, you cannot buy it in any shops, the effect is 10 time stronger than caffeine if you eat it, 20 times stronger if you sniff it. You are meant to dilute it in water to drink it like an energy drink but its like very strong sherbet on its own. You cannot honestly stop laughing once you've had it, the effect lasts hours."
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Love to. Where are they?
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Farting in a lift. A crowded lift. Just as you get out.
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What steveb wrote - The Old Kent Road in the 80's. Chooooooon!
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Yes, I've heard that too. the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Military like to combine biscuits and sex.
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mmmm shackles.
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I remember the first job I had working in an office, 9 floors up, night shift, wondering what it would be like to take a dump out of the window onto the bus stop below. Spectacular was the only word to describe it. Trouble is my mate and I were laughing so much about my arse sticking out the window we didn't actually see the impact.
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Way toooo late. They all did the rounds last year.
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Camden lock/market. What Quids said. Full of tourist shite. And tourist shites.
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Because it's cheaper for the banks to pay you out your stolen money than try and catch the people who stole it.
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Or longboats?
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That bloody squirrel is back.
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That you feel exciting?
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Police are looking for a man accused of beastiality. He was last seen getting into a Jaguar.
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Can you post the photo? kiera Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've seen a photo taken of the aftermath - the > body of the car's in the road, facing the wrong > way, and the engine's on the pavement. The > battery's somewhere else. I was told that the > driver survived the crash and was taken to > hospital.
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A Keel is on the bottom of a boat.
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Boris maybe?
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I saw a poster on a lamppost the other day saying 'Need help? Call Jesus on 07841 21547' I rang the number and a mexican with a lawn mower turned up.
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Well durrr, it was an accident. *inserts foot sticking out smiley here*
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That and half a million quid in 2nd place prize money. Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The post match interview was a brave and humbling > experience. It was similar to Rory McIlroy after > the Masters debacle. It takes a lot of courage to > face the music after such a disappointment.
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C'Mon Andy!!!!!
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'Accidently' trip the little darlings up as they run past. uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People in Sainsbury's who let their sprogs run > around wild while they are choosing which yogurt > to buy. I've had 4 near misses in the past 2 trips > and one barged into me today- not going again- > gonna get the home delivery every 2 weeks.