red devil

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > er, whose going to point out to Mick that 38 > points ain't mid table .....doh In theory a team could go through the season unbeaten yet still get relegated...

That was the Paul Ince factor kicking in...

2 drunk snails after a night out in The Allotment*... *ED's latest hip and happening hang-out for terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs

An Abstract Night Killer Hosepipe?..

I did say arguably Quids, I guess it will depend on how the league is panning out for both teams at the time, hopefully it won't be too soon for the Hammers to be thinking of the beaches in Magaluf...

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We scored in Fergie time, we scored in Fergie > time. This time it did hurt Jah. Arguably that was our toughest remaining away fixture for the season, and a win would have been massive. I think Fergie should have directed his ire at the Ref not the Linesman, as he had a perfectly clear view of Caulker bringing down Rooney...if he thought it wasn't a pen why not book Rooney for diving? Anyways, a draw was a fair result and I would've taken that at the start...

Looks like you've got yourself a Night Killer Hosepipe. However, just like the old model Dalek, it has one fatal flaw...during the hours of daylight when it suffers from paralysis, measure the length of the hosepipe. Then all you have to do is make sure you are a greater distance away whilst sleeping...we shall pray for you.

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you have one of those remote control atmosphere > generators can I borrow it for my visit to the > Emirates for Wednesday's rearranged Boxing Day > game? It'll be my very first visit to the Library > - thinking of wearing my crepe sole brogues. Stamford Bridge still has it on loan, but I can do you a good deal on a job lot of these... http://www.bathroomwall.co.uk/store/images/medium/t-shirts/bp-arsenalshush-325x325.jpg

I 'fessed up to buying Oasis...

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah, a proper "Football Focus" for a change... :) *Memo to Diary: Remember to take Multi-Channel Remote Control device on next visit to Boleyn Ground...*

We seem to have slipped into What Mammy bought Little Johnny territory, so for clarification, the first vinyl etc you went out and bought...

Cooey MrB!.. http://www.personal.psu.edu/dmr5093/blogs/name/snowball-fight.jpg

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quids' Hot Toddy (PP) > > 1 Cinnamon Stick > 'Drop'* of Brandy > 4 cans of Stella > > *one of the ?2.99 quarter bottles does the job > > Heat in a pan...or in a plastic bowl in the > Microwave. Drink quickly. > > Will have you out shouting at Gritter Lorries and > snowballing the top deck of the 176 before you can > say "'don't know what came over me m'lud" Sounds promising. If you're feeling thrifty (and short on time), you can buy your 'ingredients' from the one-stop shop, use their heat-up-a-burger microwave, and you should be steamin' by the time you've entered your pin number..

That's what happens when you're the class swot MrB, whereas us dunder'eds are out in the playground throwing snowballs :)...

It was in Arsenal's interest to sign him up even if they eventually sell him, longer contract = bigger fee...don't forget he could've walked away for nothing in the summer. I think his alledged demand to play as a central striker would've put many potential suitors of. Wenger doesn't seem the type to bow to such demands, however Wenger's soundbites have been interesting lately...the perfomance against City was 'timid'...he was 'scared' that Walcott would leave...maybe not the one-eyed meglomaniac afterall...

you beat me to it Quids, his name slipped my memory...

That didn't last long, he's already got rid of the new putter :)

Cassette - I Just Can't Stop It - The Beat

Buy One Get One Free...Marry a twin

Oh Ted! I always had you down as a Dubonnet kind of guy, avec cinnamon stick for added bohemian twist when the wife isn't looking. Next you'll be saying you live in Peckham borders... http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2010/03/47294.jpg

Liverpool 3 Norwich 0 Man City 3 Fulham 0 Newcastle 2 Reading 1 Swansea 2 Stoke 1 West Ham 1 QPR 1 Wigan 2 Sunderland 1 West Brom 2 Aston Villa 1 Chelsea 2 Arsenal 2 Tottenham 2 Man Utd 1 Southampton 1 Everton 2

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get all the varnish off and make it look as crap > as possible. Take it to Northcross Road, and some > div will pay you a fortune for it. :) Div, haven't heard that in a looooong time...

As we're all going to be under 10ft of snow tomorrow, I thought I'd start a Friday Fun Fhread now... Vinyl - Coz I Luv You - Slade CD - Definitely Maybe - Oasis Download - Too Hot - Specials

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If matches are called off for snow I presume next > door's cats will be called up to act as a pools > panel? *paws for thought...*

This week's Coupon Buster is Fulham to win at Man C...