SteveT

will it do, does it suit?

omnipresent

Four Dead Certs for michaelP. Bet Fred Corals Ladbrokes Bet Fair If you want horses, then PM ???? he is right in to it.

Fear of opening brown envelopes, nothing good ever came out of a brown envelope.

Thankyou SimonM I could not remember his name, although I had thought of the case.

Quids having googled I stand corrected,............ I think?

here

Louisa wrote: who allow them to get away with murder(or shoplifting)!! Like Barry George a Louisa, who was released after nine years with 'err sorry guv our mistake', from the desperate police. They topped James Hanratty the A6 murderer but they gave him a posthumous pardon, so thats okay then. The most dangerous people on this planet are those who are convinced they are completely right, and there is no room for any untidy errors or doubts, I'm sure you must have a little bit of doubt that you just might be wrong. Eh Louisa?

A man caught at 'it' got a few slaps by the bullying staffers at Somerfield and a knicking. Some say he got what he deserves, some say "appalling" I say "that'll teach him not to be a crappy thief" he'll be able to improve himself and his techniques when he is inside, (working for Her Majesty) with all the other crappy thieves.

biscuits

sorted

Damn, I prefer clumping, boshing, smiteing and grunting with blood an' gore. Far too much of this namby pamby 'oppin' an' skippin' 'n lady stuff.

Amadeus

What has happened to the boxing, I have watched hours of other stuff living in hopes, and the boxing has vanished.

Fear of falling, which as a child used to wake me up in the middle of the night. Standing in the centre of a vertical pile of tyres which falls over and traps me, binding my arms so I cannot move. Being a homeless down and out. Dogs big enough to savage me. Fear of failure, which effects what I am willing to try.

An air-rifle would dissuade them, it wont kill them unless you can hit their head, but you would knock out a few feathers and make them fly off. I had the same problem at my place and what got rid of them was the sparrow-hawk havesting them. They all went suddenly one day after I discovered the remains of a pigeon which resembled an indian chiefs war bonnet, no body left just a ring of feathered remains on the lawn.

Yes PGC but the baton's clean enough.

Do you have a matching mask and thong to go with that whip mistress?

The bank holiday weather looks hopeful

ED Keynes for president. Remove the flight path above East Dulwich.

worthless

I would improve the footpaths on Lordship Lane. Then bring back flogging. The stocks. and Hanging in goose green. Dig a pond for all the geese on the green and install a 'Ducking Chair' Now what shall we do to wrong doer's.............................punishments fitting the crime, cut fingers off burglars. Cut the tongues out of lying politicians, solicitors, judges, doctors etc. I cannot think what to do about rapists, er any ideas ladies?

Have some live yogurt Monica dear that should improve the 'upset'. If you have two fingers of red eye, that's good for what ails you.

The 'Greater slack arsed git' is an animal marking his territory, I saw something akin to this on one of those Attenborough programmes. Apparently there is a tendency for this creature to behave in this manner at this time of year when the weather is so mild, the frequency diminishes on cold wintery mornings. The receiver's of the unrequested deposits are all looking forward to chilly winds from the north to greatly reduce, or possibly remove any further unwanted outbreaks of this odious behaviour.

Sound advice for Chris and his pub, and very delicately handled by tiger ranks, who is seemingly just a pussycat.