SteveT

You can get stoned for under a tenner here.

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It's a bus for unlucky people suffering from acute incontinence

He doesn't sound like a typical forumista somehow.

Piezo electronic inserted in shoes so you could charge your phone whilst walking.

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gave stick or a poke with a pole The weather is grey once again

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If the parents took charge

Is there anyone on this planet who has not, or does not feel prejudiced against in some way?

When children are out of control

It seems bankers are not worth a toss

When I was a pain in the arse kid, before gravitating towards grumpy old manhood, it was my mother who disciplined us. She was a one parent family with four kids and joke jobs working as a shop assistant or office cleaner. However if my brother or myself misbehaved she would just look at us catching our eye, it was enough to stop us in our tracks, if we ignored the silent warning then sharp stinging pains would quickly follow, then we stopped misbehaving and frequently bawled loudly for sympathy from the crowd. The next remark was 'if you don't stop that noise I shall give you something to cry for' and that would bring a snivelling silence. We new the rules and if we embarassed her in any way, we did so at our peril. Sometimes we tested out the boundaries and were paid in full, quite right too. When I look around at the behaviour of children having screaming tantrums in supermarkets I feel sorry for them, that the parent who should be in charge, was neglecting that childs cry for help. Children pay us out in the fullness of time, for the way we choose to raise them.

Ali

nor candles because of the loss

Good on yer macker, did you read in private eye where the biggest council estate in the world is in USA since the government bought up fanny and johnny plus jenny and freddie (or some names like that) the two biggest mortgage brokers. I can't understand how they are all going to the wall when the US borrowed 150 billion from china a few weeks ago.

A sad day for East Dulwich - The Tivoli Amusements has closed down......... Yes a great loss to the community. RIP Perhaps it will become something useful like a gas lamp lighter's sundriesman, or a corn chandler, so CHAV can get her chicken feed locally, a shepherd's training tutorial college, or the Fens and east anglia, mountain climbing school a rat and squirrel milking parlour a pigeon messaging service a retirement home for useful politicians it would be too big but we can indulge him/her a bar for genuinely honest reliable and valuable members of the judiciary a huge space for this but we could sub-let. a bomb making school for disillusioned muslim youth a university for happy social workers an environment enabling food producers to concoct the true contents of their delicious fare a manufacturers training establishment of technical authors for clear and concise instructions in self assembly furniture a bingo hall for container travelling, illegal immigrants.....as they love to shout 'house' the possibilities are endless for widening the cross section of ED business, Dragon's eat your heart out.

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Lehman are apparantly the third largest, who is one and two?

The Magdala has now changed it's name

The only time I saw the Mag full was during comedy club night, but that is all history. The time the ED forum met there it was awful, loud, crap, music so you could not have a conversation without difficulty. Now I shall pop in to try the new menu. Good.

Thank you Benjaminty, for shedding some light over an undeserving dark knight

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fat-Tony

That degree of subtleness usually does for this variety of selfish no-hoper Jah, good for you.