SteveT

ribald

Brendan wrote:- You could say that if people want to have kids to fulfil some kind of personal need for happiness they are kinda missing the point a bit. Women have the urge to reproduce. All men want to do is shag, which is their.... sorry OUR form of happiness.

Yes but she is a dwarf and you are a slender willowy.............

They are probably airing the place to remove the stench of the animals and their pets.

I was thought to look like Oliver Reed, the drunken bum. I do not imbibe. This was 20 or so years ago. My daughter likened me to someone from east enders I think Phil Mitchell or Minty I don't watch it so they may look like Toby Jugs for all I know.

Kids improve the adults by knocking off some of their sharp edges.

skills

Having put up with those obnoxious creeps, I couldn't care less what happens to them, as they behaved like insensitive toads I feel that returning the complement is a just outcome.

low

It's been a long miserable time for those close at hand. I shall feel free to pass by without harassment. Big hugs to all those who have survived to see a change for the better in the locality. One small improvement for the area, a HUGE difference for the long suffering neighbours. 'Hooray' there is a God working for Southwark after all!

roundabout

Tell it to 'em straight Asset, don't wrap it up.

brass

Yes snorkers put on your anti-stab jacket and come along to the next forum beano, think positive.

until the end of the day

'ngames

MelG, lol. It doesn't seem long ago when I could ring the bank and order a paying in book or cheque book, and it would be posted and no problem. Entering your own branch but not permitted to order one as the system is down seemed preposterous. If the system is down, can't they make a note of your request and insert it up there 'system' when it eventually functions correctly?

PGC you are a genius finding this stuff. British government's energy secretary, John Hutton, should take urgent note of the developments of the Portugese experiment say The Telegraph and I whole heartedly agree. I have been harping on about this for yonks, and a yonk is a long time. It makes me feel that there is a God out there. Cynics might argue that some of the Northern Reck bail out money, would have been better spent on renewable energy technology. Apologies for any spelling mistakes.

What happened to my thread on Barclays banking?

You're just picking on me Kel because I'm grey.

fair

Yesterday I took a 35 minute walk to Rye lane branch, it looked remarkably empty, gave them my cheques and paid them in with the last paying in slip in my cheque book. I asked for another paying in book the man with corn rows said the systems down I can't do it you will have to come in another time. I protested and said the 'systems always down here', I want the manager, he called for someone and she came across asked a few pertinent questions confirming my post code etc. then it was sorted. Anyone else had problems with the system being down? My ex-business partner went into his branch of Natwest to get cash for the wages to pay his employees, er sorry the systems down you'll have to come back, it became heated as he became more insistant but they paid him and said he was very lucky. Banks are sending back to HQ any loose cash on a daily basis, and if you have the temerity to want any, you have to book it in advance. Anyone else having trouble getting their cash from the bank?

The same as usual Lozzyloz bargains!

planets

Dear Moos, I am so sorry I just do not recognise people at all well, I have never logged faces easily and can remember driving straight past my business partner having been in partnership for ten years, so not much chance of saying hello to anyone then.