SteveT

Things you say to yourself upon leaving your front door If it's raining "F%$? I need an umbrella" If a good looking raver's walking past I thrust my hand in my pocket and see if I have a wedge of cash and then shout in a lewd and bawdy manner "Ayup darlin' 'ow much" I've always done well with sophisticated ladies who were looking for a bit of rough trade. If it's a sunny day I will check for my old peoples bus pass and say 'thankyou Southwark' cross the road and wait for the number 12

Cracker Jah. Full marks for your wicked, edgy wit.

The major problem is all the money going to China and India for their cheap products, because we no longer produce anything (as we are not competitive) to sell abroad to bring in money. To right those wrongs we would have to match their hourly rates of pay, work as hard and for as many hours. They will bend double for 12 hours a day, knee deep in cold water and plant paddy for a handful of rice.............. As we have lost the discipline in schools and work place, plus we have a welfare system to save us from starving. I cannot forsee a time when things will change for the good of the country. The politicians know all this but say and do little about it, as their main concern is to get re-elected. If politicians do accidentally tell the truth, they may get sacked if it upsets the party line.

In winter just use a base drummer Today was warm bright and sunny

strolling

TonyLS wrote :Didn't do JC any harm He was nailed up with a crown of thorns and dead at thirty. So, a walk in the park then!

ntell

Well that's it, all problems solved! Carry on as normal get a 120% mortgage and open the Krug or Bolly

Keef wrote: labelled as a boob obsessed perv Not until they have silicon implants can anyone become classified as 'obsessed'

entertainment

The best ever cooking programme in my opinion was on channel 4 and it was called 'Get Stuffed' They were five minute shorts and began very basically by saying and showing how to wash your hands before starting. Then they would show you how to produce a meal for a couple of quid. Great shows and simple format and aimed at students in their first teetering steps of adulthood. If anyone has a video copy or book they wish to sell I will pay full price, no question.

He sits in the trees, watches and listens, he is a primate with a brain. He said if I give him enough peanuts he will teach me how to do it.

looking for another bookkeeper..........

I agree Cassius, jogging is better than being jogless, or jog "free" (for the pedants)

I do hope he is recovered from his disturbing ordeal, is there any descriptions of the three thieving creeps, sandra.

Quick pickle it and worship it for ever

Do a search entitled "whistling man"

There is a thread on him, but I do not have the computer skills to make the link, sorry crispy.

LouieM wrote: Is it any wonder lots of people are overweight if that's how much it costs? Bullcrap louieM, people get fat by eating more carbs and calories (fat 'n sugar) than they use. No one fat ever came out of Belsen.

Quick kill it, before we're all doomed or cursed.

some have been intimidated by him when he gets on the bus and sits next to the ladies, and following them home.

He married helena b/c in Arms and the man.

an over-cooked puppy........

The people who cannot cook have never gone hungry. A day or two without a morsel would be their best cure, to cook and eat, would then be a pleasure.

mushrooms