SteveT

I always imagine what could happen if one playfully slapped the backside of Sonny Liston or Mike Tyson. I fear everything would suddenly look 'very sparkly' until you hit the deck, too late to say sorry Mike sorry Sonny, I was only playing. I think the best way everything considered, wisest to keep your hands to yourself, lest they happen across the wrong anatomy. Unless you are in bed with a hot sort who is gagging for it, then they may roam freely and wildly, lightly and tenderly, all over those rarest of individuals, the hot one.

According to private eye, when he gave up his euro job he gets 250k. A deserving case?

ship

I will learn to schmooze

capital

I was lead to believe there's a sale

Bankers (Northern reck) were buying short and selling long.............. a very basic banker's rule was broken there. After a while, doing this has long term repercussions, it cannot be sustained. Perhaps in the future rates might be fixed for the first half of the mortgage period. When embarking on a loan as important as your mortgage it should be much better protected for the individual, to avoid an excessive amount of fore closures.

It seems as if the Dando family will never get closure on their daughter's demise, as the police wasted all those months er... years, "flogging a dead horse".

Anyone have any ideas or predictions on what will happen to the economy when the government print lots of 10 20 and 50 pound notes to reflate the banks coffers?

tramp

He then pulls his gun

Today the Duke management changes, again

bag

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He recently had some hospital procedure to remove something which was 'non-malignant', the journalist doing the piece said, "it was the only thing about him that wasn't". I thought it was very droll.

Has anyone any idea how he has managed to get back in....again?

Brendan wrote:- Here?s a question. Why do we actually need the modern banking system? We need the enormous empty space of the banking houses, as somewhere for the homeless, now we have nothing else to put in the vaults.

There was a young man with a crush but he kept it very hush hush

I got some from the Shetlands many years ago and they knocked me sideways, the lady with whom the mushrooms were shared with said it was similar to 'tripping', I wouldn't know I was never that adventurous, having had a 'bad trip' graphically explained.

destination

I've never met PeckhamGateCrasher but I have always fancied her...............pity I'm almost a pensioner.

but nor does he want any strife.

'n nice

senseless

Re: Any decent Credit Crunch jokes? .......er not yet