SteveT

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Thank you AcedOut, I haven't lost all my faculties then. Cheapest petrol I know of is at morrisons, below a quid a litre.

I thought I heard this on radio 4 or have I imagined it? Anyone out there who can confirm please?

tonight

Errr yes.

Put someone up who you find, 'floats your boat' giggirl.

Ladygooner wrote: I wonder if anyone has thought if he will change the name of the "White" House?! Brownish house?

P4 and after?

I lived in a concrete house for a short while, each time you closed an internal door the whole place drummed, a kind of ringing reverberation, as if the place was taut. It was also a cold place too. I dont care what listing it has, it aint fit for purpose.

We used to dream of some ice.......................

Brendan wrote:So did they have rules about public displays of affection in pubs back in the olden days? What position did they take on blowjobs in the toilets? The kneeling position I assume Brendan, ladies that I knew didn't do bj's Jah Lush wrote:What an awful waste of beer. Yes it was Jah but I did it only the once and felt it was good to release my anger, tension, and embarassment. HonaloochieB wrote: And your girlfriend, Steve what of her? She that you left behind in that bar? After pouring your remains - on the floor. She remembers you. Davina, she eerrm calls you. No HB, the Davina I dallied with was much later in my love life, she met an American and went to Arizona to live. and the Lady I was with on that fateful night, 'Glenys' (my first meaningful relationship) is happily married and lives in Derbyshire. We are still good friends.

I used my own name, so it was easy at the monthly drinks. The capital "T" stands for the shirt you will probably see me wearing. The capital "T" stands for Temperance, as I don't drink alcohol. The capital "T" stands for Topic something admin say I don't stay on.

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Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless she wont take no for thy answer. Thou shalt not use his razor on your legs and groineth, unless thou changes the blade afterwards, thy hairy sluttest. Thou shalt not throw out his favourite shapeless bottlegreen garment, that the dog uses to dry itself on after swim in fetid pond, unles permission is sought before the wilful act of 'casting out'. Thou shalt not insist on oral pleasure until after the act of cleansing has been thoroughly pursued with fluid from a tap and not thy personal golden variety.

Muhammed Ali was the most exciting heavyweight in his day, but there are those of us who believe that he never fought a 'level playing field fight' with Sonny Liston. Clay was his name when I was young, and although he was the fastest and most exciting, he was not the most durable or toughest, Liston was. Perhaps you are too young to remember Jah!

Nobody uses the shower before entry to the pool, and the staff have no interest in enforcing the rules. Perhaps if they added a couple of large signs, ensuring the patrons understand what is expected of them, might help. The only worse one in my opinion is camberwell.

remember the Carny code...........

combine

professional

chesty

In my teens I was sitting in one of the more lively hostelries and put my arm around my girlfriends shoulder, only to be shouted at from the butch bull-dyke behind the bar to "sit properly" I coloured, stood up and poured the remains of my drink on the floor, stomped out never to return.

A 'disappointment' on screen also, some of the more cynical might say.

bomb

Bicycle to hern hill and pick up the Thameslink