SteveT

She was wearing hers at the time, which was a little worrying LadyM.

He is self employed so does not benefit from a block insurance package as a larger company would.

The Minkey wrote:- ROTFLMA.. Whatever that means, hows about a translation Minkey? All of us who still write with goose quills, should be allowed a pen knife, it is an absolute must in this modern day and age, or how can a scribe earn a crust? How else dost thou keep the the bailiff from taking one to the bailey?

My sister wanted to call her offspring and asked to use the phone, "help your self" said I, then she said "I cannot get a dial tone", she was trying to dial on the tv remote.

Thanks for that PGC you're a star.

Light my fire, by Jose Felliciano, would be my choice but have no idea how to do a magic link. It was my favourite wooing music during my single years.

I was walking around a park one day on my own just me and my machette in one hand and a smallish assagai in the other when this policeman approached me. I lifted the assagai like you would any old spear, and the machette as high as my shoulder and shouted "come and get me copper" and "top of the world mar". And then can you believe it he nutted me knee'd me and knicked me, which I thought was most unjust........................to be continued. I am not taking my swiss army knife with me anywhere, as it's too damned big and heavy, and pulls my suits all shapes.

I have always been suspicious of male Gynaecologists, what kind of man chooses to manhandle personal and private female parts for a lifetime career choice...............it has to be suspicious!

A good argument could be made that those with the resources should "go private" to reduce their load on the NHS One might also argue that as we have paid in for all our lives we possibly should get value for money Marmora Man, and not ignored for months on end before receiving the diagnosis. If private practice is the way forward why aren't we able to opt out and what is being collected from our purse for the NHS can be reclaimed and paid towards the privateers exhorbitant costs.

PGC wrote:- Oh dear, here I go again. Am I the only one who finds it deeply disturbing that a little boy is clutching his groin in that manner? I guess it's preferable to M Jackson clutching it:)

Most of the litter is blown in, so when it's windy like recently there is far more paper in the front garden.

Motorists like myself see headlights on the bikes much more readily, than when it's off. If I were a M/C I would leave it on permanently. The problem is the majority of the bulk of the bike is below the car roof line so you only have the head visible on many occasions, but with the head light on it catches the eye. Cyclists are seen much earlier with the flashing led's, an excellent innovation for night riding.

It is most discouraging knowing that whoever gets in even by a landslide, nothing will change the establishment. In my opinion we need another 'Hercules' or someone as capable, to divert the river through that parliamentary stable.

A friend has a dairy herd and if he is found purchasing milk from any outside source he is heavily fined, this is to maintain hygeneic standards and has always worked well. Should a similar system be administered to the NHS consultants?

:)):)) Mick Mac you made me smile.

In tooth and claw.............

As one ages aches and pains becomes something one lives with on a fairly regular basis, when this happens baldness becomes an irrelevance, removing the pain becomes all absorbing. If for example you walked across the room in bare feet and soundly stubbed your toe, you would immediately forget the bald pate and cry out, curse and blaspheme at the shock of injury. So if one day we meet at the forum drinks I will happily administer a good kick on the shins, thus obliterating any hairless embarrassment. Only because we like you and wish to be of service would we do this. My kindest regards, Steve.

A friend admitted he pays ?220 pcm for the privilege, so not for the poor then. Many NHS consultants are investing in this service too. I was gobsmacked at the cost, and by people whom one would think did not need it. It hardly fills one with confidence knowing that your NHS consultant throws cash at the private sector to maintain his health needs.

Noticing that the radish seeds which you planted for the first time in a length of guttering salvaged from a skip, have started to show through in the piece at the end which gets the most sun.

Pools of cat crap in the garden, ones that you do not notice as you are busy watching where you point the hose over the newly planted pea plants, and you turn off the hose, walk in doors and the stinky filthy crap which you walk right through the house before you realise what you carelessly trod on, damn!

What happens when he gets a Hummer, it'll take all the pavement. He might turn to commercial vans or artics'. Gasp "won't someone think of the children"!

Domitianus wrote:- now we can hear the wonderful sound of the traffic Yes but with greater clarity Dom:))

I have Emailed J Mitchell, thank you for the convenient link Mr Barber. Steve.

Narnia wrote:- Can I vote for Jim Hacker? Where is he? Dead, pity the rest of the lack lustre lot didn't join him! Clegg by a country mile, mainly because he hasn't had the opportunity to dirty his paws. The three have in common one thing, it's their first time to be elected to office. A poor selection, is this really the best we can do?

No aircraft HOORAY!