SteveT

We all have stalkers on this forum called admin. He watches every sentence which might be off topic, some say he is called stig..................

It would also increase unwanted stuff like rising damp, bruiser otters and their moronic thuggish owners, a shortage of wellington boots.

Huguenot wrote:- the one thing we don't need is a hung parliament. Wanna bet, string em up, the expense fiddling thieves some might say, but I wouldn't.:))

Huguenot wrote:- Short hand to say it would become a self-funding commercial endeavour, rather than a public service against thugs. I agree absolutely, but we hope the by-product is that the 'thug and mutt' are discouraged out of the public parks and off the streets.

Do you feel as if life is cheating you because you haven't had your first heart attack or stroke yet? Well help is at hand, if you over eat and take up smoking and drinking heavily, you may be able to do like katie1997 says and "catch up".;-)

wotsa P&L?

I remember an American describing the Falkands war as 'two bald men fighting over a comb' which made me smile at the time. Now that oil deposits have been discovered, it's a very different comb indeed.

Back o' my hand.... I understood that perfectly.

Spartacus wrote:- will they check, some sort of doggy scanner like the new heathrow body scanners, positioned at every park gate ? I doubt that, but they will have to go more underground with their 'killer pets' in the foreseeable future.

Woof wrote:- What about gout & flat feet ? You mean 'hard pad' and 'distemper' surely.

I have had more laughs from the usual suspects on this forum than from any 'professional' comedian.

To play the piano like the guy in B Bumble and the Stingers 'Nut Rocker', and the banjo as good as the weird geezer in 'Deliverance'.... Having a twenty eight inch waist and 6' 3" tall. Seeing the Northern lights. Experiencing a glockenspectre. Discovering a pair of Peregrine falcons nesting in the garden. Being fluent in Mandarin, Russian, German, French, Spanish, Arabic and Glaswegian. Knowing and understanding the complete works of Shakespear. Receiving something good from a brown envelope. Spending an evening with Peter Ustinov, Charles Dickens and Ho Chi Min. Find a soul mate whilst I can still do it.

MM wrote :- arguably more harm is wrought by irresponsible parents Victori Climbie, Baby P, Often the people who beat the children are not the parent but a local rent-a-thug boyfriend, and given how many children are around very few end up in this situation. The dangerous dog problem is very much on the increase and is a much greater danger to the general public. Anyway of stemming the tide of these macho bruiser dog owners is fine by me. They are a completely different species to the normal 'pet dog' owner, who actually cares for and protects their animals as a member of their family, rather than pitting it to the death against a rival in an illegal fight where money is to be made.

She is "as force as a cartload of monkeys"............................................................................... I never understood that phrase, except that it was a criticism judging by the tone of my mothers voice.

Guantanamo basement?

They don't give me 15% on my savings in Barclays bank, and mine is doing the same job as the Arabs!

If he comes knocking on my door I shall use my shamrocked shillelagh for his shenanigans.

It might be more apt to call it 'The Disaster' given that six pubs per day are closing down according to the news on R4.

Silverfox you must be losing it. Jaws I sympathise with you, what an horrific scene you have witnessed. No wonder you are in a state of shock. After such an event I always pick up a book I am familiar with, and as I read it takes me further away from the situation.

Quids wrote:- You're wrong, they raised money privately through a Middle East Soveraingn wealth fund Is that the loan which the providers wanted 15% per annum interest?

The last time I saw a dog fouling the pavement was a bruiser dog, off lead, with a 6 foot lout accompanying it. This is the type, not the people who have 'pet' dogs that care for their animal.

I seem to remember that the 'trigger' to the falklands war was a scrap metal dealer hoisting an argie flag. Then Thatcher needed to get re-elected and realised she had a useful resource called army navy and airforce and the rest is history.

I believe Mick Mack that they had a large lump of dough from the government before the 'Northern Rock' crumbled. I do hope someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

Barclays bonuses amount to 1.4 billion pounds 1400,000,000 are they getting a fair share of the profits, given these times of austerity. Would it be wise to close my accounts?

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