SteveT

Well if you are going to whack someone it might as well be with a 'wood', a sand wedge just cannot match it for knock-out power.

ps Is this you Steve? "Yes" CC and I'm only trying to switch the kettle on!

they need something basic and as simple as possible I'm sure they would be happy to use a Skype phone to see and talk to you CC but having a computer foisted upon them is a big ask to learn and use it from zero. It is a huge learning curve and they may not be interested in absorbing all the crap that you go through when using a computer. I have been using Mac's and pc's for fifteen years and I am rubbish at all but the most basic stuff. I also have to call Jaybee or some other expert to sort it out which they will have to account for. Have a chat with them and let them have a go on a laptop and see if they have the where with all, and the desire and determination, or you will waste your money and embarass them into the bargain.

Hire a car for a race day and scream round a track for an hour or two. They have go cart racing in hackney which is somewhat cheaper.

Several friends have expressed fear and loathing at the nuns who taught them at school. A number of friends have said some of the priests who taught them were sadistic perverts. An ex girlfriend said she went to confession as an early teenager and the priest listened to her confession then said 'what do you do with your boyfriend' she said 'I don't have a boyfriend father' he said "what would you do if you had a boyfriend"? She explained all this to her mother who said 'you don't have to go back to confession'.

19) Politics

Shaun the sheep on bbc 1. after newsround, its only 10 minutes but it's excellent

David Carnell wrote:- Villagers tend to object to tanks driving through their market squares. Is that the only option, a foot patrol or a tank? Perhaps an investment into armoured cars ...........covered in Disney characters, just for the sensitivities of some poor old villagers. I don't think I would be greatly influenced by village life if I were in charge, my men and their safety would be my soul concern.

Gloss finish, everytime. It is easier to clean, and more durable than eggshell or any matt finish.

What amazes me is his total contempt of adults whilst being weaker and inferior in every way. We need a description or better still a phone photo next time Keef. The disgusting little bar stud.

If you have a glut of apples in september, save any old tights and drop in an apple and then a wire tie, then another apple and a wire tie, until the tights are full then hang up and save for use. Get some horse manure drop into a hessian sack, then suspend in the water butt, when you next need to feed the plants take a watering can and help your self to your own home-made baby bio.

Leave the child with grand parents and the saved cash could be spent by going further south.

The French position was, if you go in and wipe them out you could use France as a base, if you were going to tiptoe around and give them a bit of stick where necessary then you could not use France as your base.

Most of the deaths seem to happen from carrying out foot patrols, is there any good reason to jeopardise your force by insisting they walk into the enemies backyard?

I remember an interview when Polanski was challenged about his pursuit of minors, and he said he was interested in young women, not children. So that's how he saw it.

It proves Sean that F. Fraser was flogged. I thought it interesting that it could make you pass out during the flogging through lack of breath.

LegalEagle-ish wrote:- I was beaten by my mum,caned at school and ended up an angry disfunctional adult who hated authority. Other than that though, it sounds as if life was a barrel of laughs! Back on topic I remember an interview given by 'mad Frankie Fraser' he explained how, when being flogged (cat o' nine tails) it "knocked all the breff out ya' body".

The fact is the rates on supermarkets are far cheaper per square foot than on small shops. Everything is cheaper on bulk purchases. The local shop trading does not need a car or bus ride to it. They are free to shop where they please, you are not holding a gun to their head, though sometimes I guess you wish you were;-)

There are far too many incidents like this and the owner has to take full responsiblity, but even if prosecuted nothing much happens to them. Banned from keeping a dog or a fine, one can only hope that the dog eventually turns on it's owner, now that would be a result.

We can tax food to encourage people to buy less. We can eat more of it and help get obesity on the front page. We can teach everyone to act like the over 60's who do not have the concept of throwaway as their childhood was sooooo austere.

MM didn't come across as the flouncing variety somehow, being six foot five and fifteen stone........

It used to be termed 'Dropped Kerb'.

Wish I could understand it precisely Sean. I doubt it needs explaining though. I apologise Moos for being a pain.

We need an estate agents or something useful like a fingernail shop.

'Hippo birdie two ewes' to you two sweet cakes.