SteveT

I Know a guy called 'Kan' and his wife is 'Tin' (vietnamese).

I found his posts good value, and a loss for all of us who read this forum, if he has gone.

Woof if your mother dished it out like Blyton, you have my heartfelt sympathy.

A bunch of armed, red-neck Texas styled vigilantes, who replace the PCSO's. Who stick it to the ne'erdowells and give it to 'em good. That should cheer up Moos as she is not interested in ducking stools and other flakey equipment.

They are busy getting re-elected by the populace.

He is a bit of a wrong 'un Moos, not quite the full ticket. 'He's a bit weird' as my youngest would say when someone is a bit strange but intangible.

Woof wrote:- Hey, It was great at boarding school BTW, I went aged 4. I don't think they enjoyed the experience, and they had far more feelings for their father. Blyton was bordering on a cow like disposition as a parent figure, a selfish, manipulative, unfeeling bitch. I loved the famous five books as a kid though.

One of the best things I have seen Helena Bonham Carter play. Still selling 8 million a year, very impressive. The treatment of her own children was dismissive, and were dumped into boarding school at the first opportunity.

That venison is soooo dry it really needs to be in some kind of casserole or stew. I'm with CW1 and SimonM.

'Mini Mick Mac' for the boy? Sounds like a chocolate bar though.

HonaloochieB wrote:- Run it past Andrew Neil, he's worn his first one into the ground. It wouldn't take much to wear out as it was pretty fragile and rather thin, though some see him as a bit of a joke.

Made me LOL Mick Mac.

Sadly some people have a self distruct button built into their psyche, and it would not surprise me if there are more posts in the future regarding your drunken 'death wish' man. One has to hope it is not us who are writing them. Time is the best healer.

A pond on goose green, a regularly used ducking stool, stocks, and a gibbet. A queue of hand-cuffed 'n' shackled ne'erdowells waiting to be....er rehabilitated.

who schedules road works? I would suspect it is co-ordinated by a blind, deaf, quadraplegic, living in a basement who doesn't get out too much to see the results of all the....er carefully planned diggings.

A real what though:))

I was a child when we had a cat called 'Danny Boy' and the damn thing used to crap in the house which made a dreadful stink in more ways than one. After it had been punished a couple of times by adults, the cat got more cunning, it never stopped crapping in the house but it used to hide it. So then we had to search for it and sometimes you would accidently tread in it before spotting where your foot was landing and with bare feet, it went all squidgy between your toes. Once it crapped in bed and then buried it by pulling the covers back over it. I never really cared too much for cats after that, the smell made your eyes water. Danny boy the tune I have always liked but with reservations.

I always though a flash mob was a bunch of papparazzi.

The foxtrot perhaps.

I guess most do not think giving the police any input is of use, so they don't bother but I agree with your post if you do not report it then the thieving creeps will certainly go unpunished. It is difficult to get descriptions of the perpetrators out of the victims, and has been seen on this forum by some users as racist if you name the colour of the attacker. If the attacker is blonde and you state that, then that is okay, but if you state they were 5 black youths it frequently creates arguments to say so.

I find writing letters or postcards, even Christmas cards a chore, so how people can write a book for several years amazes me. The kind of literature I like is by top draw wordsmiths, most of whom seem to have spent most of their lives in solitary and struggle to hold down a relationship of any kind. Jeffrey Archer whom I consider to be a bottom draw scribe with a talent for lying, gave the screws on the nightshift orders to wake him up at 4 am so he could write his convicts diary. Writing a book in my opinion, takes dedication, thousands of hours, talent, originality of thought, and most important to keep doing it, a hang-up.

david C wrote:- "...you must have very clever soldiers..." Does this mean it is a complicated piece of kit to keep maintained and firing in all conditions?

They will be looking for a place to sprog at this time of year. If you want them to stay next time, dig a hole 2 ft by 2 ft by 2ft and cover over with a bunch of twigs.

I'd be lion to yer if I said I'd seen any.

and skittles! Slurring speech. Falling down. Being poorer and feeling poorly. Head ache ooooooooh.....am not gonna do that ever again, following week "ring ring" hello....yeah sure great, I'll see you in the bar in 10 minutes.....................later, oooooooooooh my head, why did I do that?