SteveT

Peckham was a complete new build, this one is getting a disabled entrance but the pool is the same pokey little pool with a lick of paint. Waste of money and a lost opportunity in my opinion.

Timescale would be 6 months maximum from start to finish if the builders were supplied the money.

Jif cleaner became Cif.......wot's a cif?

A cheaper alternative for the 3am feed is to put the cot next to your side of the bed, then you scoop baby up and slide him/her into your bed, that way you dont need to get out of bed.

PGC wrote:- What do you mean she's not back to work yet, entertaining 12 to dinner and riding sidesaddle while changing a nappy and breastfeeding? Well that's not so difficult, there's a lady at Zippo's circus who does that twice a day (when there are matinees). No! Kenzo is a daddy and he lies around in front of the TV smoking dope all day, and goes to the pub everynight with his drinking buddies playing pool and darts coming back semi-comatose but wealthier from his card school winnings. Yep Kenzo the daddy is living the dream, he has the life O'reilly and us other dads are really envious of him.

These creeps with savage dogs actually get pleasure from terrorising others because of their inferiority they need to compensate. I was attacked by a pit-bull which had no owner with it. It gave me nightmares for years afterwards and now I would not venture on a park without a walking stick. Had this been America and I armed, I would have happily shot that dog to death.

RosieH wrote:- Are you having an aneurysm? Excessive widening of the wall of an artery. What makes you pose that question? Am I showing symptoms to you that I am failing to pick up on?

Some inuit's have no sense of humour, Blubber gobbler sounds much more fun.:))

It is difficult to protect yourself from a company that suddenly falls into difficulties and struggles for its own survival from bankruptcy.

Why did convicts become inmates.

Why did an alsatian become a german shepherd?

Why or how did Eskimo's become Inuit's?

Thanks for that guys,... errr why aren't we called the 'Disunited Kingdom' after all scotland has got her home rule thing going and wales has an assembly? DK is owned by Germany so I guess it's not possible.

Why were indians suddenly called asians? When did britain become the uk and why was the name changed when we are known as the british?

I second Keef's choice Howard Stern.

womanofdulwich wrote :- Come on you gurus - share your knowledge with me please. There aint no gurus in ED or government, and it seems to me that it is run not by any grand strategic plan but on a system of crisis feed back. Soooooo your guesses are as valid as any other non-guru.

Hmmmmm explains a lot wolf cub.

What is the alternative, go and live in the country where the air is fresh and sweet smelling, and being unemployed?

When I first saw Billy Liar in my youth I found it irksome, twenty years later I loved it.

I have tayters, but only when it's cold out. Potatoes in the mould = cold

I guess radio2 will have to do without my company in the am if the ginger one takes his place. Who would you put there, if you had a magic wand? Stephen Fry Aled Jones

Best was a majician on a sticky muddy pitch, he alone could keep his feet, zig-zag around players and score, when all the rest were left slithering and sliding, or lying in the mud.

May I bring a bowl and some custard for the PIE

Yeah anything you dont know you can bet money on PGC knowing, good value too, she always has the correct answer.

From the what's-her-name legs' thread: Posted by: Jah Lush Today, 01:27PM SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jayne Mansfield had a substantial chest > measurement and was fluent in 7 languages. And she couldn't say no in any of them. BRILLIANT Jah! I thought it was 'couldn't act in any of them' but I could be wrong.