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A slow growing tree.

He's a sweety.

The fannying between Ted and his Max swayed by the zephyr through the slowly swinging shutter, it gently played across the abandoned croquet lawn, twas a balmy summer evening and Ted longed for her slender form dressed in see through chiffon.................. not to be continued.

mockney piers wrote:- Ralph Macchio had a weird disease that made him look young, he was in his fifties when he filmed Karate Kid, FACT!!!!!!!!! That sounds like a new business venture mockers, harvesting 'young cells' and inplanting into every female over fort five. I expect the dragons would fund it!

The system I fitted had no such problems as the pir's were drilled and screwed to the wall. The greatest disadvantage is having to replace the batteries every few years. It has worked perfectly since installation which took one day. I would recommend it to anyone I liked. Go for it.

Put some cooked bacon in your 'Y' fronts, and the dog will bring her to you.

An amazing link nashoi.

True gardeners go out at 4 am with a torch and then stamp them out, as they roam freely at that time of the morning, wear something on your feet, to stop the slug-slime getting between your toes.

I'd prefer it if you stopped crapping in my garden, but wotcha gonna do.

Jeremy wrote:- plenty of talented musicians can't make a living from their music Yes, usually because they don't have sufficient talent Jeremy.

bigbadwolf wrote:- Most of the time I'm a foul mouthed gobshite. Not so bbw, you are only a foul mouthed gobshite when you are awake.

Mini cab to paddington, and express to heathrow.

Tony LS wrote:- I'm not into "denial" and have, absolutely no intention of retiring until I've seen off most of the Guys 20 years younger than me. I shall not retire until I have gone through the 'dribbling' stage to the shouting loudly at strangers "I'm eighty you know" also 'nurse I need changing'...................and other fun stages of decrepitism.

lol tillie.

slug pellets from asda or diy shop in LL

Quite so Huguenot, well observed. Humble apologies admin.:-$

I plead guilty on all charges, I fit that criteria perfectly for being born between those dates. The facts are that all of the populace living today are responsible to a greater or lesser extent, for indulging in the life of this society, aren't they?

John Lennon was listed as one of the ten most dangerous men in America. When a harmless scouse balladier is considered to be in that league, can you blame McKinnon's paranoya of travelling west.

Huguenot wrote:- In the wider debate 'rampant corruption' is a silly way to describe the UK. Do you really believe that Huguenot, when 90+ percent of MP's have been found fiddling the expenses and have gone unpunished. It was criticised by the man in charge that the information on the expenses had come to the notice of the general public. He lost his job but not his pension rights, and many believe he was the scapegoat for the greater good of the offenders.

Santerme wrote:- He served 15 months then buggered off to live the life of a minor celeb, mostly the fault of the media. He worked as a jobbing builder whilst he was in South America.

Thanks for the link Jah, it took me right back to my misspent youth.

The homeless would.

No wolfie you've just got crap taste, or you misunderstand the meaning of feel good. 'City of god' was one of the most believable child filled movies I have seen, but most seem to get murdered throughout the picture. If that makes you feel good........................

Mark wrote:- And what would suggest we do, if we can, to help alleviate the establishment corruption? I would put in honest and straight people at the top who have a proven track record in that field, not an old etonian establishment figure. Encourage and reward open and honest government. Punish to the extent of the law and remove from their post (without pension)all wrong doers. Make the law accessible to the man in the street and not a strangely archaic language.

I have not seen or heard of him since big brother, so he is definitely moving in the right direction.