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I was gonna say "grow a pair"...then I saw Honnie had said it, so....wot Honnie said

Sean. you don't like it, so you post as much, which ultimately is a bit ME...isn't it?

oh dear

Yup, agreed. Ok, Flares.

And, of course,

Look. Tattoos, like mullets and brand spanking New build buy to let flats, look fine at the time BUT...they soon look crap and one becomes bored of them and they're irremoveable, say unlike that charming print you got in {insert last holiday} which after a year you bung away. Therefore, the only tatoos that are really worth it are ones that have their original purpose of saying that you are part of a proper group/gang OR one's that are so in your face (and that normally means on your face)that people go "WTF was he/she thinking" poncey thai bands on middleclass kids on their gap years...do f*clk off. Tattoos in intimate places are also a waste of time and look dead stupid in moments of passion.

I feel we're missing an opportunity for a "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up?

Don't use a crisp packet as a condom

You're not wrong there Honnie. I spent a whole summer in the South of France trying to read Satre's Age of Reason in the belief it might give me some french lady action...in reality dear old Stephanie from Dundee wouldn't have given a shite if it had been Archer....although I have fond memories (of Steph not Satre).

Next stop Iraq? No foooking chance...I actually half hope there is a god so he can answer to the god he so loudly proclaims he believes in

There are a few other OK ones agreed - Love Hate, spiders web on face, Made in London on forehead and Swallows on shoulder blades are all passable.

Could we then crucify him? In which case I'm in favour.

I was going to put the original in. But....I'm feelin' more Ibiza and less San Francisco Let the Sunshine In

COME ON COME hurry up Harry come on

:))

Head shame your hold in

Have we had Ray Davies yet?

Bowie wanders into pretensious for me....love his music though

'fess up

I forgot... 4) Your regiment

GSH great shout Honnie - I'd have Gun in there too and predictably the Revolution. RE-Ron; "Would we have Jesse Jackson? Hell we'd have Michael Jackson" ...you can't beat that

as long as it's not in felt tip

Can't have Matt Johnson Citizen,slips into angsty pretentiousness too much for me fella

Tatoos should only EVER be 1) The ship you serve on 2) The prison you're in 3) Your football team EVERYTHING else is utter w*nk. PS They look crap on birds, end of.

I agree with Mozza